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Thread: BOTHMC Round 2 Fight 2: Gremlins vs Pazuzu

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    BOTHMC Round 2 Fight 2: Gremlins vs Pazuzu

    Battle of the Horror Movie Characters

    Round 2: Fight 2

    Gremlins


    Weapon: Claws, sharp teeth
    Advantages: Looks cute at first, but if you offer them candy bars they will kill you, water duplicates them,
    Weaknesses: sunlight, susceptible to blenders, microwaves, children's films and explosions

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    Pazuzu (The Exorcist)


    Weapon: Possesses little girls
    Advantages: can vomit and curse a lot, rotate body parts
    Weaknesses: holy water, prayers,
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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?

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    Haven't seen any priest Gremlins, so Pazuzu's got this.
    “What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”

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    Sorry Gremlins. You had a nice run.

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    It was a BS upset to begin with. It was like the Broncos defeating the Steelers in the playoffs.
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    Uwe Boll movies > all Marvel U movies
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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?

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    The Mist wouldn't beat Pazuza either, though, but yeah the Gremlins shouldn't even be here.
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    Can Pazuzu do anything to non-humans?

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    Quote Quoting Ezee E (view post)
    Can Pazuzu do anything to non-humans?
    Throw a dresser at them.
    “What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”

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    30 gremlins vs. a little possessed girl...

    They'd rip her to pieces.

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    Pazuzu would possess the gremlins just like it did with the humans. ITS A BLOODY DEMON. A bunch of little creatures that were defeated by a simple human and his really hot girlfriend wouldn't stand a chance.
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    If i'm not mistaken, Pazuzu can only possess one at a time. Gremlins multiply in water. Possessed Gremlin = holy water dousing = more Gremlins.... There's no way Pazuzu wins when his weakness makes the opponent stronger.
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    Interesting point by Gizmo.
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    The Gremlins trying to be a Giant Killer!

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    Quote Quoting Ezee E (view post)
    The Gremlins trying to be a Giant Killer!
    Brain Gremlin is organizing quite the strategy.
    “What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”

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