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Thread: BOTHMC Round 1 Fight 7: Marie vs C.H.U.D.s

  1. 02-02-2012, 12:20 PM #1
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    BOTHMC Round 1 Fight 7: Marie vs C.H.U.D.s

    Battle of the Horror Movie Characters

    Round 1: Fight 7

    Marie (High Tension)



    Weapon: butcher knife, axe and circular saw
    Advantages: can cry silently
    Weaknesses: distracted by techno music


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    C.H.U.D.s


    Weapon: claws, teeth
    Advantages: eyes that glow, lives in sewers (illusive)
    Weaknesses: need oxygen to breath
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  2. 02-02-2012, 02:57 PM #2
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    Don't even know what a CHUD is, but fairly sure Marie's saw would cut through them with ease.

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  3. 02-02-2012, 02:59 PM #3
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    Quote Quoting Ezee E (view post)
    Don't even know what a CHUD is, but fairly sure Marie's saw would cut through them with ease.
    All a CHUD would need to do was pretend it loved her. And then when she least expects it... *FACE CHEW*
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    Uwe Boll movies > all Marvel U movies
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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?
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  4. 02-02-2012, 03:00 PM #4
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    CHUDs have numbers on their side. Marie is just a crazy chick.
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  5. 02-02-2012, 08:57 PM #5
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  6. 02-02-2012, 08:58 PM #6
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    Uwe Boll movies > all Marvel U movies
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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?
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  7. 02-02-2012, 09:01 PM #7
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    I will never see the movie but the name "C.H.U.D" is a continual source of amusement to me.
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    Quote Quoting Spun Lepton (view post)
    CHUDs have numbers on their side. Marie is just a crazy chick.
    If there's something I've learned in this life, besides Miller High Life tasting like butter after eating pickled habaneros, its that don't fuck with a crazy chick.

    And definitely don't fuck with a crazy chick who can wield that kind of hardware.
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  9. 02-02-2012, 09:21 PM #9
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    This thread also reminds me of the one of the best April Fool's Jokes ever:

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  10. 02-02-2012, 11:21 PM #10
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  12. 02-03-2012, 01:41 AM #12
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    Quote Quoting Ezee E (view post)
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  13. 02-03-2012, 10:12 PM #13
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    I felt like voting, and breaking the tie in the end. CHUDS are so much cooler, and they outnumber the crazy chick. Still gotta see High Tension just to find out why people have a problem with the last act, and I wish I could get my hands on CHUD.
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    “What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
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    Marie is kinda lame, but she is not as lame as a Chud. Marie.
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  16. 02-04-2012, 07:37 AM #16
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    Quote Quoting Scar (view post)
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    I don't think you really have to see both movies to vote. Just having a general knowledge of the characters is enough, last time I checked.
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    Quote Quoting MadMan (view post)
    I don't think you really have to see both movies to vote. Just having a general knowledge of the characters is enough, last time I checked.
    Plus you can always read my acute descriptions of strengths and weaknesses for each contender.
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    Quote Quoting MadMan (view post)
    I don't think you really have to see both movies to vote. Just having a general knowledge of the characters is enough, last time I checked.
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  19. 02-04-2012, 06:43 PM #19
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    Quote Quoting Scar (view post)
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    *Points at Duke's post*

    He's right, yah know. Besides you wouldn't have a problem if I had voted for Marie.
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    I think you forgot Marie's other advantage - libido from hell.

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  21. 02-06-2012, 01:44 PM #21
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    Another tie needs to be broken
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  22. 02-07-2012, 12:57 AM #22
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    Another tie needs to be broken
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