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  1. 06-08-2011, 12:00 PM #1
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    The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) - (Tom Six, 2011)

    BBFC report on why they've rejected The Human Centipde II (Full Sequence)

    Yeah, I don't think I'll be seeing this one.
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    Why don't they just say they banned it because it's a piece of shit?
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    Whadda fuckwit.

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    :lol:

    I kinda love it.
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    Quote Quoting Rowland (view post)
    :lol:

    I kinda love it.
    The "...but it's 100% medically accurate!" rebuttal made me lol, I'll admit.
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    I love the teaser, but I probably won't be seeing the movie.
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    "First Sequence" fumbled its relatively novel idea, and I have little doubt the 2nd will follow suit.
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    Well, I really hope this one tanks. I mean, if this one is even moderately successful, then you'll be getting The Third Sequence next. We all know what happens to threequels: yep, you guessed it - 3-D.

    I think we can all agree that's one 3-D film that no one is going to want to experience.

    Ew. Just ew.
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    Quote Quoting Russ (view post)
    Well, I really hope this one tanks. I mean, if this one is even moderately successful, then you'll be getting The Third Sequence next. We all know what happens to threequels: yep, you guessed it - 3-D.

    I think we can all agree that's one 3-D film that no one is going to want to experience.

    Ew. Just ew.
    This was planned as a trilogy from the beginning. I think he'll make the 3rd movie no matter what.
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    I love how

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    Really? That's kinda lame.
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    Blair Witch 2 had pretty much the same conceit.
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    Quote Quoting Winston* (view post)
    Blair Witch 2 had pretty much the same conceit.
    And let's reflect on how that turned out ...
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    However, people at least liked and saw The Blair Witch Project, whereas nobody liked and saw The Human Centipede.

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    Quote Quoting Spun Lepton (view post)
    And let's reflect on how that turned out ...
    I like it more than the first.



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    There is absolutely no reason why this should be banned, anywhere.
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    Quote Quoting Ezee E (view post)
    whereas nobody liked and saw The Human Centipede.
    *raises lone hand*

    A lot of hate for the movie around these parts it seems.
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    Quote Quoting Rowland (view post)
    *raises lone hand*

    A lot of hate for the movie around these parts it seems.
    The original film has a cool premise and does nothing with it. From the link in the first post, the second film is trying to be twisted for the sake of being twisted.
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    Quote Quoting Ivan Drago (view post)
    The original film has a cool premise and does nothing with it.
    Well, I disagree obviously, but I appreciated how the film was nowhere near as outlandish or explicit with its premise as most expected.
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    First review

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    My, what a creepy man that is. Like Peter Lorre, but with even more bulbous eyes.
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    I'll probably never see the film, but just from the still I really like the look Six is going for. B&W was a good choice.
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    They cut over two and a half minutes from the film in order to pass certification as 18+ in the UK.
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