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    Upcoming Horror Part XIII

    We've got people posting upcoming horror stuff in the Sangre thread in the General Forum because if it's posted to the General Upcoming thread it usually goes ignored. And there are definitely numerous horror flicks out there undeserving of their own threads. So, I thought I'd give this a try, especially since there are number of us horror fans on the forum.

    To begin.

    Clive Barker has slammed the upcoming Hellraiser movie, which I thought was supposed to be a remake. Looks like another crap DTV title, though.

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    It does and it's the reason why I didn't post it anywhere. Good idea for a thread btw.
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    As far as I know, the reboot is still happening. It's just that they had to put out a Hellraiser film this year or the rights revert back and they won't be able to make that big budget Hellraiser movie that's still in pre-production.

    They actually screened this in ONE THEATER back in March. It's just to meet a contractual quota. I don't think this thing should even count as a real movie.
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    I remember seeing a trailer for Phase 7 on Bloody Disgusting. It actually looks like a cool movie, or at least a very entertaining one.

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    Oh yeah, Phase 7 is not bad. Mostly a comedy take on [Rec].

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    They're making a remake of Troll and calling it Troll: The Rise of Harry Potter.

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    Have to admit, I don't get it.
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    Quote Quoting Grouchy (view post)
    Oh yeah, Phase 7 is not bad. Mostly a comedy take on [Rec].
    Cool. I think this fall season I'll finally get around to viewing Rec, and its remake.

    A remake of any of the Troll movies couldn't be any worse than the originals.
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    Quote Quoting Donald Glover
    I was actually just reading about Matt Damon and he’s like, ‘There’s a culture of outrage.’ I’m like, ‘Well, they have a reason to be outraged.’ I think it’s a lot of dudes just being scared. They’re like, ‘What if I did something and I didn’t realize it?’ I’m like, ‘Deal with it.’
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    Dracula 3D Trailer

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    Dracula 3D Trailer

    Obnoxious sound effects and editing
    Terrible.

    It looks like something made by a bunch of high-schoolers, or some fan made trailer.
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    Terrible trailer indeed, for a movie actually titled Saint Dracula 3D. A Dracula 3D is coming out as well, directed by Dario Argento, which doesn't yet have an official trailer. There is however this hilarious behind-the-scenes footage.
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