Appropriate for today, sadly:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-...s-image,29553/
Appropriate for today, sadly:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-...s-image,29553/
Ratings on a 1-10 scale for your pleasure:
Top Gun: Maverick - 8
Top Gun - 7
McCabe & Mrs. Miller - 8
Crimes of the Future - 8
Videodrome - 9
Valley Girl - 8
Summer of '42 - 7
In the Line of Fire - 8
Passenger 57 - 7
Everything Everywhere All at Once - 6
maybe wanna NSFW that one.
Yeah, big purple cock and twat don't go over to well in some crowdsQuoting Gizmo (view post)
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
Bwhahahaha:
"Could the future of television be a bunch of tiny TVs that you crush up into your drink?"
Not the Onion, but it might as well be
Coming to America (Landis, 1988) **
The Beach Bum (Korine, 2019) *1/2
Us (Peele, 2019) ***1/2
Fugue (Smoczynska, 2018) ***1/2
Prisoners (Villeneuve, 2013) ***1/2
Shadow (Zhang, 2018) ***
Oslo, August 31st (J. Trier, 2011) ****
Climax (Noé, 2018) **1/2
Fighting With My Family (Merchant, 2019) **
Upstream Color (Carruth, 2013) ***
I laughed more at the "Best dick in baseball" video embedded below it.Quoting Spinal (view post)