So this is starting.
Ron Paul announced yesterday (yay!), but the real news here being that Mike Huckabee just announced that he won't be running for President. So I'm making this thread to say:
YES JESUS HOLY GOD THANK YOU THANK YOU PRAISE YOUR NAME
The severed arm perfectly acquitted itself, because of the simplicity of its wishes and its total lack of doubt.
My prayer was answered! They really do work!
Coming to America (Landis, 1988) **
The Beach Bum (Korine, 2019) *1/2
Us (Peele, 2019) ***1/2
Fugue (Smoczynska, 2018) ***1/2
Prisoners (Villeneuve, 2013) ***1/2
Shadow (Zhang, 2018) ***
Oslo, August 31st (J. Trier, 2011) ****
Climax (Noé, 2018) **1/2
Fighting With My Family (Merchant, 2019) **
Upstream Color (Carruth, 2013) ***
I'm glad God talked him down.
Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich?
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
Turd Sandwich! :PQuoting Scar (view post)
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Go Mit!
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Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)
Trump says he's not running. Not surprising.
...and the milk's in me.
But, like, if he did, he'd totally win.
What an insufferable blowhard. Maybe we'll be lucky and the Republicans won't run anybody this year.
Coming to America (Landis, 1988) **
The Beach Bum (Korine, 2019) *1/2
Us (Peele, 2019) ***1/2
Fugue (Smoczynska, 2018) ***1/2
Prisoners (Villeneuve, 2013) ***1/2
Shadow (Zhang, 2018) ***
Oslo, August 31st (J. Trier, 2011) ****
Climax (Noé, 2018) **1/2
Fighting With My Family (Merchant, 2019) **
Upstream Color (Carruth, 2013) ***
The GOP has a terrible bunch of candidates. They should just throw in the towel for 2012, and focus on 2016 when both parties will be nominating new candidates and everything will be wide open.
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They call your name out loud and clear
Here comes a regular
Call out your name
Here comes a regular
Am I the only one here today?
hey, what about that pizza guy?
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The GOP has Ron Paul, the best candidate by a wide margin.
Candidates that actually have a chance at winning an election though.
If recent polls are to be believed, he has the best chance of beating Obama of all Republican candidates. I'd call that having a chance.Candidates that actually have a chance at winning an election though.
My biggest worry though if somehow Paul does become President, is Bernanke would almost surely try and crash the economy through some monetary shock to discredit Paul.
The trouble being he has almost no shot of being the Republican candidate that would face Obama. Nate Silver tried some recent polling handicapping and came up with a generous 5.5% chance of him winning the nom since no other niche candidate like him has ever won a primary.
http://fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes...primary-field/
Polls don't mean much when you've got no chance in hell of actually getting the nomination.
For everything there is a first time, Lieutenant.
Here's my rankings of Republican hopefuls:
1. Ron Paul - Easily the greatest person to ever serve (and by serve I mean try and dismantle the government) in congress.
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2. Gary Johnson - Generally Libertarian, and would probably actually try and reverse the course of government, for realz yo.
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3. Hermain Cain - I mean, I suppose running a business is a good sign. Except he was a high ranking Fed official. Yeah, that's going to solve nothing.
4. Tim Pawlenty - Could you have a more boring candidate?
5. Mitch Daniels - Establishment piece of shit.
6. Sarah Palin - The title of her book makes me want to gouge my eyes out. The only redeeming quality of her is that I called her pick for VP, so she gets me some street credit with my political analysis .
7. Rudy Giuliani - He is clearly a psychopath incapable of any type of critical thought. He would probably search for terrorists in the White House and have them hand delivered to the oval office so he can personally execute them.
8. Newt Gingrich - A ridiculous faux-intellectual blow-hard hypocrite. A fucking travesty to any semblance of consistency. Pretends to be a small government person but praises and loves FDR. He's either a fucking moron or just a great liar and manipulator.
9. Mitt Romney - Is thee any doubt he exists solely to give out special favors to his buddies and corporations by implementing fascist policies while in office?
10. Rick Santorum - Never even paid attention to him before he was at the debate. Clearly an overt racist, gay hater, warmongering, genocidal right wing social engineer. Probably masturbates in his sleep to the thought of cops forcing you to read the Bible while watching Fox News and his dream war on Iran while torturing gays.
That bit about Newt made me grin. Good stuff.
Have you ever thought of doing an AM-radio style podcast, Barty?
I think that's the most generous ranking you could possibly give Sarah Palin.
Yes. But I find it hard enough to motivate myself to put them together.
High risk, high reward. She's so off the rocker so could possibly not be an establishment goon.
Literally makes me want to burn the flag right now. I don't think there's anything dumber than that title. Reflections on the stupid flag? Fuck you Sarah Palin.
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