Road to Nowhere (Hellman)

[B-side]

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Incredible. Can't wait.

For those who want a synopsis:

A young filmmaker gets wrapped up in a crime while shooting his new project on location.

[Winston*]

Lots of people staring at each other and staring at other things in this movie.

[Winston*]

Hellman's last movie was the sequel to this:

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wtf?

[Boner M]

Shannyn Sossamon is so gorgeous I almost wanna puke.

[Boner M]

Looks like a bad Kim Ki-Duk film, btw.

[B-side]

Looks like a bad Kim Ki-Duk film, btw.

You look like a bad Kim Ki-Duk film.

[dmk]

The first ever IMDB review is one of those particularly negative (2/10) reviews that somehow transpires into something far more revealing and alluring than any positive review could ever attempt intentionally.

this torpid, nearly incomprehensible muddle of a story about a young director making a low-budget film merely leaves one confused and numb.

A good deal of the blame goes to the editor, who allows scenes to meander a half a minute or more after they've effectively ended. (...) complete with such snore-inducing moments as the main actress staring at a blow dryer for what seemed an eternity.

But wouldn't it have been wonderful if this revered auteur could have -- for once -- created something that others could appreciate, too, perhaps even understand and enjoy... a picture with interesting characters and a story worth telling...

And not a totally awful written review either. Just really bad taste (The Last Samurai gets a 8/10 btw). All those above things are fucking awesome, are they not?