...and the milk's in me.
It stars Natalie Portman, so I have no reason to see it.
It stars Natalie Portman, so I have every reason to see it.
What the fuck is this about?
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
I liked her in My Blueberry Nights.Quoting Clipper Ship Captain (view post)
Just because...
The Fabelmans (Steven Spielberg, 2022) mild
Petite maman (Céline Sciamma, 2021) mild
The Banshees of Inisherin (Martin McDonagh, 2022) mild
The last book I read was...
The Complete Short Stories by Mark Twain
The (New) World
I haven't seen it, but it's rare to find recognized actresses as obnoxious as her.Quoting baby doll (view post)
When you say obnoxious, are you talking about her acting or her personality?Quoting Clipper Ship Captain (view post)
Just because...
The Fabelmans (Steven Spielberg, 2022) mild
Petite maman (Céline Sciamma, 2021) mild
The Banshees of Inisherin (Martin McDonagh, 2022) mild
The last book I read was...
The Complete Short Stories by Mark Twain
The (New) World
You can look at her performance in Garden State and know all you need to about her talent as an actor. Seriously, that thing transcends Razzies material. She's obnoxious as an actor. She's obnoxious because she has the presence of a donkey.Quoting baby doll (view post)
Ouch. (For the record, I kinda liked Garden State.)Quoting Clipper Ship Captain (view post)
Just because...
The Fabelmans (Steven Spielberg, 2022) mild
Petite maman (Céline Sciamma, 2021) mild
The Banshees of Inisherin (Martin McDonagh, 2022) mild
The last book I read was...
The Complete Short Stories by Mark Twain
The (New) World
A really hot donkey!!!! Am I right, Clipper Ship?!!!!Quoting Clipper Ship Captain (view post)
I was speaking more on a level of stage presence, but no, you're not right.Quoting Winston* (view post)
I liked her a lot in V for Vendetta. Of all the films I've seen her in, that's the one that convinced me to take her seriously the most.
I like Natalie Portman well enough.
It being directed by Darren Aronofsky = my ass in the seat.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
Cold Mountain for me. A bit melodramatic there maybe, but she sold it.Quoting Sven (view post)
The Princess and the Pilot - B-
Playtime (rewatch) - A
The Hobbit - C-
The Comedy - D+
Kings of the Road - C+
The Odd Couple - B
Red Rock West - C-
The Hunger Games - D-
Prometheus - C
Tangled - C+
The last statement is the main reason I'm excited for this.Quoting megladon8 (view post)
I agree with Clipper, it's a shame about Natalie Portman. I've hated her in every movie she's in, with the possible exception of My Blueberry Nights.
But, it's Aranofsky and it already looks good.
Aronofsky = me interested
Lesbian ballet dancers = me erect
Last 5 Viewed
Riddick (David Twohy | 2013 | USA/UK)
Night Across the Street (Raoul Ruiz | 2012 | Chile/France)*
Pain & Gain (Michael Bay | 2013 | USA)*
You're Next (Adam Wingard | 2011 | USA)
Little Odessa (James Gray | 1994 | USA)*
*recommended *highly recommended
“It isn't easy to accept that suffering can also be beautiful... it's difficult. It's something you can only understand if you dig deeply into yourself.” -- Rainer Werner Fassbinder
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I'm kind of interested that Mila Kunis is in this. I think she's a strikingly beautiful girl, but has always been in pretty crap projects. I'm curious to see if she has real talent.
...and the milk's in me.
I liked her work on Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
She hurt Book of Eli.Quoting Mara (view post)
I don't think she was given anything to work with there. It's a role that could have been played by anyone, and it has nothing to do with her skill (or lack thereof) how it turned out.Quoting Ezee E (view post)
Portman's great! I feel like we've been through this before. Love the photos.
Coming to America (Landis, 1988) **
The Beach Bum (Korine, 2019) *1/2
Us (Peele, 2019) ***1/2
Fugue (Smoczynska, 2018) ***1/2
Prisoners (Villeneuve, 2013) ***1/2
Shadow (Zhang, 2018) ***
Oslo, August 31st (J. Trier, 2011) ****
Climax (Noé, 2018) **1/2
Fighting With My Family (Merchant, 2019) **
Upstream Color (Carruth, 2013) ***
The Wrestler was pretty whatever. The Fountain was atrocious. Portman is the part to be excited about at this point.
letterboxd.
A Star is Born (2018) **1/2
Unforgiven (1992) ***1/2
The Sisters Brothers (2018) **
Crazy Rich Asians (2018) ***
The Informant! (2009) ***1/2
BlacKkKlansman (2018) ***1/2
Sorry to Bother You (2018) **1/2
Eighth Grade (2018) ***
Mission Impossible: Fallout (2018) ***
Ant-Man and The Wasp (2018) **1/2
Quoting DavidSeven (view post)
I'm not sure I can like you very much anymore.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
No, they're both great movies (well, Fountain is great and Wrestler is good) and Portman is a shit actress.Quoting DavidSeven (view post)