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  1. 07-12-2010, 06:42 PM #1
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    Describe Your Last Sexual Encounter Using a Film Title

    now that there's no World Cup I am horrifically bored at work. So I thought I'd get this going...

    One rule though, no slight modifications on a title like 'Missionary Impossible' or 'Rocco Invades Russia' or anything like that. It's got to be the proper film title. Also no besting me at provision of lols. Bonus points if the title actually reflects your last sexcapade.

    Jokes on how you don't get laid because you're a loser are most welcome.

    I'll go first:

    Home Alone
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    Quote Quoting Donald Glover
    I was actually just reading about Matt Damon and he’s like, ‘There’s a culture of outrage.’ I’m like, ‘Well, they have a reason to be outraged.’ I think it’s a lot of dudes just being scared. They’re like, ‘What if I did something and I didn’t realize it?’ I’m like, ‘Deal with it.’
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    I have waaaayyy too many inappropriate jokes to make here.
    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."
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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
    I have waaaayyy too many inappropriate jokes to make here.
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    Quote Quoting Skitch (view post)
    *awaits Predator*

    That's actually, exactly what I was going to post.

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    Yeah, this could easily become a "movie titles that could be porn" joke thread if people ain't honest.
    Quote Quoting Donald Glover
    I was actually just reading about Matt Damon and he’s like, ‘There’s a culture of outrage.’ I’m like, ‘Well, they have a reason to be outraged.’ I think it’s a lot of dudes just being scared. They’re like, ‘What if I did something and I didn’t realize it?’ I’m like, ‘Deal with it.’
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    ...too far?
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    Quote Quoting number8 (view post)
    Yeah, this could easily become a "movie titles that could be porn" joke thread if people ain't honest.
    Indeed. Be honest people!

    I actually did get laid not all that long ago despite my Home Alone joke... hmm...

    I might go for

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    Quote Quoting jenniferofthejungle (view post)
    I was honest.
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