Add/change one letter in the title, change the film's synopsis.

[Boner M]

Sad Lieutenant: Harvey Keitel investigates the rape and murder of a nun, but it makes him too sad, so he leaves the force.

[Spinal]

Precious: Based on the Novel Posh by Sapphire

Gabourey Sidibe plays Victoria Beckham in a film directed by Todd Solondz.

[MadMan]

I see a shot of a robot looking at their cell phone, and there's a text that says, "O HELL NA"

Already sounds better than the actual movie.

[transmogrifier]

Any Given Sundae

Inside the treacherous, back-stabbing, steroid-pumping, cheerleader-banging world of the local ice-cream parlor.

[Morris Schæffer]

Die Bard

A costume drama chronicling the little known attempt on the live of William Shakespeare in the year 1608 by a rival playwright, Francis-Simon Dorcester St. John.

[bac0n]

Dung

Frank Herbert's epic Dune saga re-imagined by Lars Von Trier as a naked woman wailing with grief as she eats a peanut buster parfait whilst sitting on top of a giant piece of doggie poo.

[Russ]

Commie Dearest - in-depth documentary examines the unusual secret relationship between President Reagan and Soviet Premier Gorbachev.

[Wryan]

Little Dieter Needs to Fry

An old man recounts his harrowing ordeal being shot down over Laos and fighting his way out only to be captured by Werner Herzog and trained to replace a short-order chimp cook at a circus diner whose face was burned by boiling fat.

[Raiders]

Japs

A recount by an old, boozy, racist fisherman about the USS Indianapolis and the delivering of the atomic bomb on Hiroshima and the subsequent sinking and shark attacks. Upon a shark attacking his vessel, he goes insane and flashes back to his war days and kidnaps his companions in search of the enemy.

[kuehnepips]

I Am Regend

Same plot as I Am Legend, except set in Tokyo.

*passes bottle*

Cassablanca

Rick Blaine ru(i)ns a casino in Spain.

[Derek]

Cassablanca

Mama Cass is love with Rick and Victor and right before she must choose who she wants to be with, she chokes on a ham sandwich and dies. If directed by Wong Kar-Wai, add 10 instances of "California Dreamin".

[bac0n]

Dung

I think we need to resurrect this old thread in light of recent movies coming out. New synopsis for this one:

Paul Mercedes travels to dessert planet Iraqis where giant worm turds are the most valuable resource in the universe. Can he fulfill his destiny and become the Croissant Haderach?

[Dukefrukem]

Dandyman - all things fine and dandy in the world of Buzz Killington the third. The end.

[megladon8]

Germinator 2: Gudgment Day

[Skitch]

A film about a group of people with an extremely specific fetish: having sex while spraying orange soda over each other.

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David Cronenberg's, CRUSH

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[megladon8]

Leading off Skitch...

Jeff Goldblum plays a neurotic scientist who has invented a teleportation machine. In his first human test using himself as a guinea pig, his genes are spliced with those of a COVID-19 germ. His girlfriend, played by Geena Davis, must watch in horror as Goldblum infects those around him.

David Cronenberg's...The Flu.

[StanleyK]

The Dork Knight

Instead of beating up bad guys, Batman bores them to death by talking about his Warhammer figurine collection.

[Philip J. Fry]

The Fry

A brilliant but eccentric scientist begins to transform into a giant man/🍟 hybrid after one of his experiments goes horribly wrong.

[Skitch]

Aliens come to Earth and challenge us to a lethal spelling competition.

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A Rival

]

I'm so sorry, I hate myself for that one. Lol

[Philip J. Fry]

Spice Jam

A group of aliens invade Arrakis and in a desperate move, the Atreides family challenges them to a winner-takes-all basketball game for the planet's entire spice supply.