Porn

[Rowland]

Gotta have a gimmick. And, as gimmicks go, that one's not bad.

It's just a shame her boobs look so fake.

[Sycophant]

Don't forget what tomorrow is:

http://www.globalorgasm.org/

I missed it. :cry:

[Wryan]

I missed it. :cry:

I can't remember if I missed it or not. I might have rubbed one out though. Does that count?

[Spinal]

She's naked in all her shows, the entire time. Watch "The History of Sex Toys" and "Porn 101" the next time it's on. It's actually informative.

Watched the latter last night. Very entertaining.

[megladon8]

I recently discovered my porn stash from when I was like 13 years old. It was hidden under my bed in a box.

It's hilarious the lengths I went to to hide my porn habit.

I actually created a full code so I could write down porn websites URL's in code, so if my parents were snooping and found them they wouldn't know what they were.

It's funny how I watched more porn as a kid than I do now.

[Thirdmango]

I call it my forte.

I recommend Boink, folks. Google it.

Boink put out a book sorta like penthouse letters of college students expoits and they did drawings of them as well. A friend of mine is actually one of the authors in the book. It's a pretty good read.

[megladon8]

Hong Kong producer plans on making the world's first 3-D erotica.

I have to admit...I'm surprised this will be a first.

I would have thought it was one of those things that came (no pun intended) right away.

INVENTOR: Ha! Finally! I've perfected my design! Now all in the world can experience the wonder of 3-D video!

ASSISTANT: We should make 3-D pornos.

INVENTOR: Yes...indeed...

[Sycophant]

I think 3-D porn is something that's been much talked about. I think it's probably been to cost-prohibitive up to this point.

I've been meaning to see a Sex and Zen film for a long time now. If this is indeed going to be a classic-style category-III filthfest, I'm really, really interested.

[bac0n]

not a single post in this thread in the entire year of 2008.

for shame.

[Dead & Messed Up]

I recently discovered my porn stash from when I was like 13 years old. It was hidden under my bed in a box.

It's hilarious the lengths I went to to hide my porn habit.

I actually created a full code so I could write down porn websites URL's in code, so if my parents were snooping and found them they wouldn't know what they were.

It's funny how I watched more porn as a kid than I do now.

I was terrible at that shit. My dad told me on two non-consecutive occasions to delete my internet history, so as not to upset my mother.

[number8]

Boy, that was an ordeal.