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    Porn

    The subtitle of this thread mentions Playboy, yet we still have not discussed skin mags.

    So begin.
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    I was actually just reading about Matt Damon and he’s like, ‘There’s a culture of outrage.’ I’m like, ‘Well, they have a reason to be outraged.’ I think it’s a lot of dudes just being scared. They’re like, ‘What if I did something and I didn’t realize it?’ I’m like, ‘Deal with it.’
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    People still buy skin magazines?

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    Quote Quoting Kurosawa Fan (view post)
    People still buy skin magazines?
    Well, I accidentally shorted out my laptop in the bathroom one time, so I like to have the physical copies from now on...
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    Quote Quoting Raiders (view post)
    Well, I accidentally shorted out my laptop in the bathroom one time, so I like to have the physical copies from now on...
    Hmm. Perhaps I need to change my ways before I incur similar damage.

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    Hmm. Perhaps I need to change my ways before I incur similar damage.
    That's why we no longer see Father Barry.

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    Has anyone heard of Boink?
    Quote Quoting Donald Glover
    I was actually just reading about Matt Damon and he’s like, ‘There’s a culture of outrage.’ I’m like, ‘Well, they have a reason to be outraged.’ I think it’s a lot of dudes just being scared. They’re like, ‘What if I did something and I didn’t realize it?’ I’m like, ‘Deal with it.’
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    We have a lesbian erotica section at my Borders. We also have a giant stash of gay manga with "questionable" covers.
    Sure why not?

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    I've actually never been too into porn, because I find so many porn women to be very unattractive.

    The fake blonde hair, enormous fake breasts with stretched nipples, and generally slutty aura are not traits I find very appealing.


    EDIT: BTW, only number8 could've gotten away with starting this thread...I commend you, sir.
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    I call it my forte.

    I recommend Boink, folks. Google it.
    Quote Quoting Donald Glover
    I was actually just reading about Matt Damon and he’s like, ‘There’s a culture of outrage.’ I’m like, ‘Well, they have a reason to be outraged.’ I think it’s a lot of dudes just being scared. They’re like, ‘What if I did something and I didn’t realize it?’ I’m like, ‘Deal with it.’
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    Quote Quoting number8 (view post)
    I call it my forte.

    I recommend Boink, folks. Google it.
    is this the one that you write for?
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    Quote Quoting lovejuice (view post)
    is this the one that you write for?
    There are writings?!
    Quote Quoting Donald Glover
    I was actually just reading about Matt Damon and he’s like, ‘There’s a culture of outrage.’ I’m like, ‘Well, they have a reason to be outraged.’ I think it’s a lot of dudes just being scared. They’re like, ‘What if I did something and I didn’t realize it?’ I’m like, ‘Deal with it.’
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    Quote Quoting number8 (view post)
    There are writings?!
    i don't know. just asking. you write erotic stories for a magazine, or something, if i remember correctly?
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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
    I've actually never been too into porn, because I find so many porn women to be very unattractive.

    The fake blonde hair, enormous fake breasts with stretched nipples, and generally slutty aura are not traits I find very appealing.


    EDIT: BTW, only number8 could've gotten away with starting this thread...I commend you, sir.
    You read/watch the wrong porn, my friend.
    Sure why not?

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    Quote Quoting Watashi (view post)
    You read/watch the wrong porn, my friend.

    I don't think I really watch enough porn to say whether I watch the "right" or "wrong" kind

    And I've never looked at a porno magazine.
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    Quote Quoting Watashi (view post)
    You read/watch the wrong porn, my friend.
    Yeah. In the porn world, there's something out there for everyone. For meg, there's the natural hobo with hair growing from her nips. Hot!

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    Quote Quoting Ezee E (view post)
    Yeah. In the porn world, there's something out there for everyone. For meg, there's the natural hobo with hair growing from her nips. Hot!



    Just because I don't like fake women, doesn't mean I have absolutely no taste.
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    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)


    Just because I don't like fake women, doesn't mean I have absolutely no taste.
    One man's trash is another man's treasure.

    I kid meg, I kid.

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    Quote Quoting lovejuice (view post)
    i don't know. just asking. you write erotic stories for a magazine, or something, if i remember correctly?


    No... I wrote a porn superhero comic once for this artist who fucking bailed with my script, but that's about it.
    Quote Quoting Donald Glover
    I was actually just reading about Matt Damon and he’s like, ‘There’s a culture of outrage.’ I’m like, ‘Well, they have a reason to be outraged.’ I think it’s a lot of dudes just being scared. They’re like, ‘What if I did something and I didn’t realize it?’ I’m like, ‘Deal with it.’
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    Quote Quoting number8 (view post)


    No... I wrote a porn superhero comic once for this artist who fucking bailed with my script, but that's about it.
    You got screwed.

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    Quote Quoting Daniel Davis (view post)
    You got screwed.
    I know. It blows.
    Quote Quoting Donald Glover
    I was actually just reading about Matt Damon and he’s like, ‘There’s a culture of outrage.’ I’m like, ‘Well, they have a reason to be outraged.’ I think it’s a lot of dudes just being scared. They’re like, ‘What if I did something and I didn’t realize it?’ I’m like, ‘Deal with it.’
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    Quote Quoting number8 (view post)
    I know. It blows.
    Gotta love these posts in this thread.

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    Quote Quoting Ezee E (view post)
    Gotta love these posts in this thread.
    You said post! Stiff as a post??? Heyooo!!!

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    Henry Miller is cool.

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    Quote Quoting Llopin (view post)
    Henry Miller is cool.
    you're talking with someone who doesn't like the tropic of cancer. i have nin's lying on my bookshelf, but never find enough motivation to pick it up.
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    The actual writing that occurs in most "skin mags" is an abomination.

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