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    We haven't yet seen a full-on dinos vs. humans premise Ã* la Aliens.

    Let's just do that.

    Picture it. Alan Grant, his rippling muscles gleaming with perspiration under the hot sun, blows a hole through a T-Rex's head with a large caliber assault weapon cradled under his arm, and growls, "Life found a way."
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    Quote Quoting max314 (view post)
    We haven't yet seen a full-on dinos vs. humans premise Ã* la Aliens.

    Let's just do that.

    Picture it. Alan Grant, his rippling muscles gleaming with perspiration under the hot sun, blows a hole through a T-Rex's head with a large caliber assault weapon cradled under his arm, and growls, "Life found a way."
    Malcolm walks up beside him, and they look past the dead alpha T-rex, at the family of Rexes groggily waking from their leviathan slumbers. Grant turns to Malcolm: "What do you think?" Malcolm says, "I have a theory," and then he unstraps the grenade launcher from his back, points it at the center of the nest, and grins. "Chaos."

    BLAM.

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    Jurassic Park: W4R
    A Thomas Anderson film.

    No, not the good one.
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    You both made me LOL. Except it would be a Paul W.S. Anderson Film.
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    Who is Thomas Anderson? There are two?
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    Quote Quoting number8 (view post)
    Who is Thomas Anderson? There are two?
    I think he meant Paul. Hence my post.
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    Uwe Boll movies > all Marvel U movies
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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?

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    I've been to the alternate universe where Sayles and Monahan's script was made, and though everyone laughed at it before it came out, the film was amazing, and their world is now markedly better than ours.

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    Quote Quoting number8 (view post)
    Who is Thomas Anderson?
    Neo.

    How the hell did that fall onto my keyboard...?
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    Target June 13th, 2014 release.
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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?

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    Target June 13th, 2014 release.
    Any official synopsis yet?

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    Quote Quoting Ezee E (view post)
    Any official synopsis yet?
    Dinosaurs running amok killing people...
    *coming soon*

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    Colin Trevorrow is directing. Being shot in 3D for a June 13th, 2014 release.

    It might not be Star Wars, but definitely a bigger deal than his rumoured Flight of the Navigator remake.
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    I don't get people who enjoy those "honest trailers". I might have laughed once in the whole video.

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    I like that they made fun of flaws, but ultimately defended the movie still.

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    Quote Quoting Grouchy (view post)
    I don't get people who enjoy those "honest trailers". I might have laughed once in the whole video.
    Once more than I did.

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    Once more than I did.
    I just like it when they name the actors. My Cocaine was classic.

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    Eh this is on hold now?!

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    Possible plot synopsis:

    The latest installment will see us revisiting Isla Nublar, but now, it houses a completed dinosaur theme park for the entire family. John Hammond's dreams have finally become a reality, catering to more than 10 million visitors every year. The park is said to have a Seaworld-like exhibit at the Isla Nublar Lagoon, which sets us up for seeing aquatic dinosaurs for the very first time (though we don't know exactly what kind).

    Additionally, part of the park's drawing power (and possibly the answer to its safety concerns) include trained dinosaurs. Just like your favorite dolphin exhibits, the dinosaurs of Jurassic Park are now trained and perfectly safe...until they decide they've had enough.


    Your old favorites are expected to return, but the main threat this time around isn't coming from the T-Rex or the Velociraptors. Instead, it will be from a new dinosaur we haven't seen in the films yet (unnamed, at this point). Though it should also be mentioned that the T-Rex and Velociraptors will be used to help fight this new threat, so they will likely still be providing the story with some action.
    That sounds like a solid new direction. Please let there be a megalodon shark.
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    The solid new direction of being quite like the first one?
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    Yeah, all those aquatic dinosaurs.

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    Quote Quoting transmogrifier (view post)
    The solid new direction of being quite like the first one?
    The amusement park theme and the idea of trained dinos.
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    "Though it should also be mentioned that the T-Rex and Velociraptors will be used to help fight this new threat..."

    I swear to God if they name them and give them teary deaths, I will be so angry and happy at the same time.
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    Jurassic World will be released June 12th, 2015.
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