Also, neat Michelle Yeoh cameo.
Also, neat Michelle Yeoh cameo.
Movie Theater DiaryQuoting Donald Glover
They should have just gone way overboard: kids knows karate, gets made fun of for not knowing "real" kung fu, Jackie promises to teach him, actually teaches him judo, goes to tournament, wins tournament with a masterful and unfathomable display of capoeira.
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
Funny you say that...Quoting Wryan (view post)
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Movie Theater DiaryQuoting Donald Glover
Question is, though...Quoting number8 (view post)
Was it worth seeing? Sounds like from your words it wasnt terrible.
And Chan looks more intense in the trailer than I've seen him in a long time. Did that carry over to the entire movie?
(And yes, no mention of karate in the entire film is the most ridiculous thing)
/look of disappointQuoting number8 (view post)
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
Well, I haven't seen it (the remake, I mean), but if you've already seen Karate Kid, and chances are that you have, why bother?Quoting Fezzik (view post)
Honestly, I want to see it for Chan.Quoting Grouchy (view post)
Technically, Karate could be a form of Kung Fu. A Fu is just a mastery of something - Cooking Fu - so someone could have Karate Fu. There were Karate masters in Japan and Korea. But it's still stupid and displays the West's complete lack of knowledge on Asian cultures. WTF did they set the film in China? Why not Japan? It really doesn't make a lick of sense.
I watched the original with my son recently and I was surprised at how poorly it is paced. Despite the tournament being a memorable finale, they really rush through it. Johnny's character shift is particularly abrupt and the mom disappears completely. I think the original succeeds because of the charisma of the lead actors. The direction is really not great. So, while I cannot say this remake interests me, I applaud them for giving the tournament some time to breathe.Quoting number8 (view post)
Coming to America (Landis, 1988) **
The Beach Bum (Korine, 2019) *1/2
Us (Peele, 2019) ***1/2
Fugue (Smoczynska, 2018) ***1/2
Prisoners (Villeneuve, 2013) ***1/2
Shadow (Zhang, 2018) ***
Oslo, August 31st (J. Trier, 2011) ****
Climax (Noé, 2018) **1/2
Fighting With My Family (Merchant, 2019) **
Upstream Color (Carruth, 2013) ***
The New Karate Kid with Hilary Swank was on TV the other day. I watched 15 minutes of it.
The Princess and the Pilot - B-
Playtime (rewatch) - A
The Hobbit - C-
The Comedy - D+
Kings of the Road - C+
The Odd Couple - B
Red Rock West - C-
The Hunger Games - D-
Prometheus - C
Tangled - C+
After viewing the trailers, I will be seeing this in theaters. My original comments still stand, btw.
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The length of this movie is enough for me to skip it. A-Team here I come!
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I think that A-Team will be better, but length of a movie is never a reason to skip it unless it feels un-neccessary, aka, Robin Hood. God that was a movie that could have been cut down to an 1hr 40 and the rating would have been the same, or maybe a bit better.Quoting Philosophe_rouge (view post)
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The length of a movie is a great reason to skip it, especially if that movie is The Karate Kid, Madman.
But The Karate Kid starring Will Smith's annoying little kid at 2 hours and 20 minutes seems necessary??Quoting MadMan (view post)
I beat you, Derek. I am the Jaden Smith of posting.
I would be very pleased if MatchCut as a site would agree to refer to him as simply "Will Smith's annoying little kid" until he goes away.Quoting Winston* (view post)
Bah to both of you. I'm going to see the damn movie, no matter what.
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No offence MadMan, but I think its hilarious that you are so wishy-washy on whether you'll ever see so many classic movies, but nothing in the world is going to stop you seeing the remake of The Karate Kid.Quoting MadMan (view post)
What if I sweep your leg?Quoting MadMan (view post)
Coming to America (Landis, 1988) **
The Beach Bum (Korine, 2019) *1/2
Us (Peele, 2019) ***1/2
Fugue (Smoczynska, 2018) ***1/2
Prisoners (Villeneuve, 2013) ***1/2
Shadow (Zhang, 2018) ***
Oslo, August 31st (J. Trier, 2011) ****
Climax (Noé, 2018) **1/2
Fighting With My Family (Merchant, 2019) **
Upstream Color (Carruth, 2013) ***
Seeing modern blockbuster films can be a social event. It's a little tougher to pull that trick with older, classic flicks. That's the only reasoning I could understand.Quoting Winston* (view post)
I love watching classic films. They're cheap entertainment.
He'll probably crane kick you in the FACE!Quoting Spinal (view post)
I'm going to be seeing this too. Something about it just intrigues me. And the A*Team too. Hopefully, I'll get to see both before I leave on my trip next week.
I do like that everyone refers to the son as simply "Will Smith's son" or even "Will Smith's annoying son." Wonder how long that'll work for him.
Yeah, as someone who knows nothing about karate, it's really confusing why some of those moves are legal and some aren't.Quoting Fezzik (view post)
Coming to America (Landis, 1988) **
The Beach Bum (Korine, 2019) *1/2
Us (Peele, 2019) ***1/2
Fugue (Smoczynska, 2018) ***1/2
Prisoners (Villeneuve, 2013) ***1/2
Shadow (Zhang, 2018) ***
Oslo, August 31st (J. Trier, 2011) ****
Climax (Noé, 2018) **1/2
Fighting With My Family (Merchant, 2019) **
Upstream Color (Carruth, 2013) ***