I can’t deny I would find it pretty dumb if it turned out that Palpatine had remained the composer of all of the villainy in the galaxy this entire time.
I can’t deny I would find it pretty dumb if it turned out that Palpatine had remained the composer of all of the villainy in the galaxy this entire time.
JFC that looks baaaaaaaad. How can they fuck this up so badly?
I feel like Ridley and Boyega got the shaft in a big way. I hope these movies don't hayden their careers.
How does it look bad?Quoting Irish (view post)
I feel like there isn’t enough to get an idea of any kind of quality, positive or negative.
^ Mostly that, right there. Plus the shot of Death Star wreckage. Plus the implication Rey is a Skywalker. Plus Billy Dee piloting the Falcon.
The trailer makes the entire series look incoherent, like the producers are just pulling story elements out of their ass in a desperate attempt to pander. (Yet still, these geniuses somehow missed the chance to put Luke, Leia, and Han together onscreen.)
Interesting. I like both possibilities. I assumed the latter.
Ah, gotcha.
I almost feel bad for Abrams at this point. If he chose to embrace what Johnson did with TLJ, part of the rabid fan base would hate it/him because of their insane hatred of that film. If he did indeed retcon it, the lovers of TLJ will accuse him of “pandering to the fans”.
There really was no way he could possibly succeed with this movie.
Frankly, I would be totally okay with another nostalgia-fest ala The Force Awakens if that’s what we get. I admired Johnson’s willingness to bend things, but I found The Last Jedi incoherent and messy from a storytelling standpoint. Sure, it tries to give full arcs to all major players, but it was just too much crammed into one film. It felt both overlong and spread paper thin.
Holy shit, according to a friend on twitter, what if []
Yeah but what if Ant-Man flew up Kylo's ass and then expanded?
ETA: Feels like that might need aat the end there
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Well yeah no shit but he hated his father more than anything and he was obsessed with his grandfather so it's not lunacy.
I find the title of the film more shocking than anything I saw in the trailer.
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It wouldn't make semantic sense. It's not a crazy idea, per se, just silly.
The only thing that might be sillier is Rey turning out to be Luke's secret force baby.
call me when Rian's new trilogy gets here.
The severed arm perfectly acquitted itself, because of the simplicity of its wishes and its total lack of doubt.
This is the most interesting (and generous) explanation of the title I've seen so far:
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Yeah I already suggested that (on a fb thread) as only way I'd be cool with her becoming Skywalker. I dont want her actual parentage to mean anything. I've never cared.
I want a Star Wars / Spaceballs crossover.
Well he does have Skywalker blood.Yeah but what if Ant-Man flew up Kylo's ass and then expanded?
ETA: Feels like that might need a
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I have such a huge crush on Rey.
That's not how this works!
The trailer is shitty, to be honest. Just a desperate attempt to pull at every easy heartstring, including Leia.
Worst thing about the trailer is Kylo Ren tackling someone with the same hand that has an activated lightsaber. Talk about working harder, not smarter.
Wasn’t he impaling them?
LOL
Doesn't look like it. Looks like a WWE tackle.
Looks like a clothesline to me. Fine, but you do have a saber there, you could just go through him with less effort. But that's okay, hes the villain, hes supposed to lose in the end.
My guess?
Vader ends up being Luke’s father.
Just throwing it out there. Could be way off.
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