Staring...
Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan, Seann William Scott and Adam Brody
Staring...
Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan, Seann William Scott and Adam Brody
Good to see Tracy Morgan getting some film roles.
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The Boy, The Mole, The Fox and the Horse (Mackesy, 2022) 4.5
Puss In Boots: The Last Wish (Crawford, 2022) 4
Confess, Fletch (Mottola, 2022) 3.5
M3GAN (Johnstone, 2023) 3.5
Turning Red (Shi, 2022) 4.5
Tokyo Story (Ozu, 1953) 5
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This project sounds weird. I hope it's Smith branching out and taking some risks beyond his comfort zone, but it probably isn't.
Meanwhile, WTF Willis.
The title alone shows that Kevin Smith isn't straying too far.
I like the concept of the shit bandit, though. When I think about it generally, it's kind of interesting. When I think about it as a Kevin Smith movie, it's kind of boring.
Oh, because dicks can be detectives and penises and two detectives make for a mystery whereas two penises are gay. Fuck you, Kevin Smith.
Some of you probably know this, but it should be mentioned that this is going to be the first time (outside of Reaper) that Kevin Smith is directing a script he didn't write.
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First film written by two guys named Cullen, TV writers.
Funny. I thought that Smith's strengths would be more in writing than directing, so I would've figured he'd try this the other way around.
He did. Superman, remember? He's also done uncredited script work before, punching up dialogue in a few comedies.
He's always questioned his own directing skills and he'd be the first to admit he's no good at it, so I guess he's kind of doing it to really prove it one way or the other. Also, his approach to directing is inorganic. He's said once that the way he does it is that he sets up the camera, he yells action, then he hopes that the actors would say the lines the way he imagines it in his head when he was writing it. Which is... not good.
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this is like a pitcher batting in a game he's not playing in
a shitty pitcher
Renamed COP OUT, and boy howdy it looks like a piece of shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6t0dWo58jg
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I guess Smith is trying to dumb his way into success. Not a bad call, really.
Normally I would say "meh-pass", but being KS, I laughed and remain curious.
wow that looks like shit
Last 5 Viewed
Riddick (David Twohy | 2013 | USA/UK)
Night Across the Street (Raoul Ruiz | 2012 | Chile/France)*
Pain & Gain (Michael Bay | 2013 | USA)*
You're Next (Adam Wingard | 2011 | USA)
Little Odessa (James Gray | 1994 | USA)*
*recommended *highly recommended
“It isn't easy to accept that suffering can also be beautiful... it's difficult. It's something you can only understand if you dig deeply into yourself.” -- Rainer Werner Fassbinder
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"I'm his partner. I'm smarter than Batman."
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WOO KEVIN SMITH WOO
Trailers structured like that usually only go towards shitty movies. So...let's see.
That title is funny on multiple levels though.
Not gonna lie. I laughed at: "hello, the president is black now...we make decisions"
Looks crappy but Morgan stuffing chips in his mouth got a laugh out of me.
last four:
black widow - 8
zero dark thirty - 9
the muse - 7
freaky - 7
now reading:
lonesome dove - larry mcmurtry
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:lol:
Kevin Smith's entire career has been dumbed down. I'm not sure how much further he can go.
He goes in fits and starts.
@ThatKevinSmith Via @ScooterBeanbag "did you get to edit together the trailer too or is that all on WB?" Nah - I can barely make a movie, let alone sell it.
Yeah.
EDIT: Just go on Twitter and read everything. He's doing a Cop Out Q&A right now. He's well aware that the trailer is fucking awful.
why does this even exist when edgar wright made hot fuzz?
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