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I developed a complex in high school that because of the way I look, I would never have any chance with a female who's even remotely attractive.
I still feel that Jen could do better than me.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
21, female, Los Angeles. u?Quoting Sycophant (view post)
18 f san bernardinoQuoting Kurosawa Fan (view post)
straight but curious lol u sound hott!
so do u send a pic!Quoting Sycophant (view post)
I'm not understanding this sentence.Quoting Dukefrukem (view post)
Meh. Girls have sooo many different things they look for in guys. Its probably not you're looks versus something you do.Quoting megladon8 (view post)
Two girls I know hate giving head.Quoting [ETM] (view post)
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Quoting Dukefrukem (view post)
I'm not stating my opinions or getting into this discussion here. I know it will just offend people and probably get me banned.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
Hey, Meg, you got Jen. You're doing pretty damn well.
Quoting Sycophant (view post)
Yeah but I'll be the first to admit that I still harbor some very deep issues due to the way I was treated throughout high school and even a bit in the first year of college.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
So, when I was thirteen my mom walked in on me jerking off. She told me to save it for my 18th birthday.
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Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)
Damn meg. You make it seem like you were a male version of Carrie.Quoting megladon8 (view post)
I'm taking that literally bac0n and that's fucking disgusting.
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Quoting Dukefrukem (view post)
I was tortured in high school. Police had to be involved more than once.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
Perhaps NSFW, but perhaps you could've put that to good use.Quoting bac0n (view post)
so...gross.
Well, I think that just about does it for this thread.
I'm in Quebec, I meant maybe the reason why I have a totally foreign idea about sex is that I'm from a totally foreign "nation".Quoting megladon8 (view post)
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Sycophant, don't stress about it. Sex isn't really all that it's cracked up to be. It really just complicates things and it's messy for all parties involved.
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The severed arm perfectly acquitted itself, because of the simplicity of its wishes and its total lack of doubt.
I was actually looking forward to the pic you would post, but seeing as you're at work, it's understood. The joke will live on in my head.Quoting Sycophant (view post)
Worst. Thread. Match-Cut. History.
I don't think I like the idea of "Sex talk thread" making appearances on my screen when I'm browsing in public. Maybe I'm too paranoid/prude-ish.
letterboxd.
A Star is Born (2018) **1/2
Unforgiven (1992) ***1/2
The Sisters Brothers (2018) **
Crazy Rich Asians (2018) ***
The Informant! (2009) ***1/2
BlacKkKlansman (2018) ***1/2
Sorry to Bother You (2018) **1/2
Eighth Grade (2018) ***
Mission Impossible: Fallout (2018) ***
Ant-Man and The Wasp (2018) **1/2
Quoting DavidSeven (view post)
You need a Pruda Sutra.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
I see what you did there, sir.Quoting Watashi (view post)
Well, at least he's getting some now. What's your excuse?
(*nudge*)
Happy-Go-Lucky (Leigh, 2008): 6
Of Human Bondage (Cromwell, 1934): 8 [2nd]
Watchmen (Synder, 2009): 2
Rachel Getting Married (Demme, 2008): 7