Accurate and appropriate. I like it.Quoting Sycophant (view post)
Accurate and appropriate. I like it.Quoting Sycophant (view post)
Expect it to be the only accurate and appropriate post in this entire thread.Quoting Kurosawa Fan (view post)
I hate this thread already. I think I may be a feminist.
Movie Theater DiaryQuoting Donald Glover
Only the shaven ones, anyway.Quoting Sycophant (view post)
Movie Theater DiaryQuoting Donald Glover
This thread is such a tease.
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...That's what she said?Quoting NickGlass (view post)
Or he said.Quoting Sycophant (view post)
Or he and she, man and woman--in unison--said.Quoting Daniel Davis (view post)
Two pages of junk and no sex stories... whats the point of this thread again?
Quoting Dukefrukem (view post)
You could post your own instead of adding to the thread's pointlessness.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
Sure but i just figured there's already be some stuff going on if there's a thread.Quoting megladon8 (view post)
My entry: Before I turned 21, I already slept with a 31 year old, a 36 year old and a 43 year old. All of them were MILFs. The 36 year old was the most epic (hottest) and the 43 year old was in her Cadillac.
Flame away.
Maybe the whole "girls don't like giving oral" thing is a generational thing?
I've only known two women who said they liked it - one was 35, the other was 43.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
Not by my experience.Quoting megladon8 (view post)
I've had two girls hate it. The majority do it with no questions/asking.Quoting megladon8 (view post)
Here's a confession:
I've only been told that I'm attractive by one woman in my entire life, and that's my current girlfriend.
However I've had many, many females go out of their way to tell me how unattractive I am.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
It's maybe an Ottawa thing, or a Quebec thing, or the fact that I'm a woman, and went to an all girl's school, but this is very far from what I was brought up to learn. It's good you've come to realise you were miseducated, but it's shocking to me that someone wouldn't just realise it.Quoting megladon8 (view post)
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Stop that--it's just wrong.Quoting megladon8 (view post)
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Quoting megladon8*keeps mouth shut*Quoting megladon8
Sure why not?
STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI (Rian Johnson) - 9
STRONGER (David Gordon Green) - 6
THE DISASTER ARTIST (James Franco) - 7
THE FLORIDA PROJECT (Sean Baker) - 9
LADY BIRD (Greta Gerwig) - 8
"Hitchcock is really bad at suspense."
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Quoting Philosophe_rouge (view post)
Well I was a kid, so I didn't really question it. I just figured what we were being told was true - men enjoy sex, but to women it's a burden.
Whereabouts in Canada do you live, if I may ask? And you realize Ottawa isn't in Quebec, right?
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
Oh, there are women out there who love to give oral.....Quoting megladon8 (view post)
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
I was brought up to believe--possibly inadvertently, as sex just wasn't discussed in my house--that sex was miserable and painful for both parties.
LOL, amirite?
Guys, this thread is so fun!!!
Guys, I'm going through this whole thread and snickering to myself every time I read words like "oral" and "sex." It's juvenile and I'm not enjoying it, but somebody has to do it.
Heheh. Sex.
sex talk? is that like, cybering?