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    Quote Quoting Sycophant (view post)
    You could replace it with another adverb, though. Like "fucking."
    Accurate and appropriate. I like it.

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    Quote Quoting Kurosawa Fan (view post)
    Accurate and appropriate. I like it.
    Expect it to be the only accurate and appropriate post in this entire thread.

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    I hate this thread already. I think I may be a feminist.
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    I was actually just reading about Matt Damon and he’s like, ‘There’s a culture of outrage.’ I’m like, ‘Well, they have a reason to be outraged.’ I think it’s a lot of dudes just being scared. They’re like, ‘What if I did something and I didn’t realize it?’ I’m like, ‘Deal with it.’
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    Feminists hate jokey, stupid threads about sex?

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    Quote Quoting Sycophant (view post)
    Feminists hate jokey, stupid threads about sex?
    Only the shaven ones, anyway.
    Quote Quoting Donald Glover
    I was actually just reading about Matt Damon and he’s like, ‘There’s a culture of outrage.’ I’m like, ‘Well, they have a reason to be outraged.’ I think it’s a lot of dudes just being scared. They’re like, ‘What if I did something and I didn’t realize it?’ I’m like, ‘Deal with it.’
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    This thread is such a tease.
    I'm writing for Slant Magazine now, so check out my list of reviews.

    Hopefully I'll have the energy to update my signature soon.

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    Quote Quoting NickGlass (view post)
    This thread is such a tease.
    ...That's what she said?

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    Quote Quoting Sycophant (view post)
    ...That's what she said?
    Or he said.

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    Quote Quoting Daniel Davis (view post)
    Or he said.
    Or he and she, man and woman--in unison--said.

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    Two pages of junk and no sex stories... whats the point of this thread again?
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    Uwe Boll movies > all Marvel U movies
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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?

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    Quote Quoting Dukefrukem (view post)
    Two pages of junk and no sex stories... whats the point of this thread again?

    You could post your own instead of adding to the thread's pointlessness.
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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
    You could post your own instead of adding to the thread's pointlessness.
    Sure but i just figured there's already be some stuff going on if there's a thread.

    My entry: Before I turned 21, I already slept with a 31 year old, a 36 year old and a 43 year old. All of them were MILFs. The 36 year old was the most epic (hottest) and the 43 year old was in her Cadillac.

    Flame away.
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    Quote Quoting D_Davis (view post)
    Uwe Boll movies > all Marvel U movies
    Quote Quoting TGM (view post)
    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?

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    Maybe the whole "girls don't like giving oral" thing is a generational thing?

    I've only known two women who said they liked it - one was 35, the other was 43.
    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
    Maybe the whole "girls don't like giving oral" thing is a generational thing?
    Not by my experience.

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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
    Maybe the whole "girls don't like giving oral" thing is a generational thing?
    I've had two girls hate it. The majority do it with no questions/asking.
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    Quote Quoting D_Davis (view post)
    Uwe Boll movies > all Marvel U movies
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    I work in grocery. I have not gotten sick. My fellow employees have not gotten sick. If the virus were even remotely as contagious as its being presented as, why haven’t entire store staffs who come into contact with hundreds of people per day, thousands per week, all falling ill in mass nationwide?

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    Here's a confession:

    I've only been told that I'm attractive by one woman in my entire life, and that's my current girlfriend.

    However I've had many, many females go out of their way to tell me how unattractive I am.
    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    I bet you're satisfied now, Nick.

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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
    There. It's changed.


    And I have to admit. Maybe it's different in the States, or even in other parts of Canada, but here we're still very much brought up/taught that sex is something men like, and women give it to them to shut them up.

    I didn't know that women got pleasure from sex, too, until I started talking about the subject with my female friends who revealed that, yes, it's pleasurable for them as well.

    It was like a revelation to me.
    It's maybe an Ottawa thing, or a Quebec thing, or the fact that I'm a woman, and went to an all girl's school, but this is very far from what I was brought up to learn. It's good you've come to realise you were miseducated, but it's shocking to me that someone wouldn't just realise it.
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    needs therapy, maybe. NickGlass's Avatar
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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
    Maybe the whole "girls don't like giving oral" thing is a generational thing?
    Stop that--it's just wrong.
    I'm writing for Slant Magazine now, so check out my list of reviews.

    Hopefully I'll have the energy to update my signature soon.

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    Quote Quoting megladon8
    Maybe the whole "girls don't like giving oral" thing is a generational thing?
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    However I've had many, many females go out of their way to tell me how unattractive I am.
    *keeps mouth shut*
    Sure why not?

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    Quote Quoting Philosophe_rouge (view post)
    It's maybe an Ottawa thing, or a Quebec thing, or the fact that I'm a woman, and went to an all girl's school, but this is very far from what I was brought up to learn. It's good you've come to realise you were miseducated, but it's shocking to me that someone wouldn't just realise it.

    Well I was a kid, so I didn't really question it. I just figured what we were being told was true - men enjoy sex, but to women it's a burden.

    Whereabouts in Canada do you live, if I may ask? And you realize Ottawa isn't in Quebec, right?
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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
    Maybe the whole "girls don't like giving oral" thing is a generational thing?

    I've only known two women who said they liked it - one was 35, the other was 43.
    Oh, there are women out there who love to give oral.....
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    I was brought up to believe--possibly inadvertently, as sex just wasn't discussed in my house--that sex was miserable and painful for both parties.

    LOL, amirite?

    Guys, this thread is so fun!!!

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    Guys, I'm going through this whole thread and snickering to myself every time I read words like "oral" and "sex." It's juvenile and I'm not enjoying it, but somebody has to do it.


    Heheh. Sex.

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    sex talk? is that like, cybering?

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