List ten things you've learned from the movies.

There will be spoilers.

10 Things I Learned from Maximum Overdrive


1. You can kill a dog by driving a remote-controlled car into its mouth.

2. Sentient trucks will rally around the one of them that has the most human-looking features.

3. Soda pop machines are built with a mechanism in them that will fire the cans out like bullets.

4. Steamrollers can snarl.

5. If you need a missile launcher, ask your local truck stop owner/operator if they have one in their basement.

6. Your Walkman can electrocute you.

7. Trucks can see and track prey.

8. Bible salesmen wear cheap shoes.

9. Aliens have the technology to make machinery sentient.

10. When the Russians say they have a "weather satellite," orbiting the globe, do NOT believe them.