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  1. 11-15-2008, 04:45 PM #1
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    BITCH SLAP - Best movie of the year

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk8B6gEWNQw

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    I was actually just reading about Matt Damon and he’s like, ‘There’s a culture of outrage.’ I’m like, ‘Well, they have a reason to be outraged.’ I think it’s a lot of dudes just being scared. They’re like, ‘What if I did something and I didn’t realize it?’ I’m like, ‘Deal with it.’
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  2. 11-15-2008, 04:53 PM #2
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    :lol:
    Coming to America (Landis, 1988) **
    The Beach Bum (Korine, 2019) *1/2
    Us (Peele, 2019) ***1/2
    Fugue (Smoczynska, 2018) ***1/2
    Prisoners (Villeneuve, 2013) ***1/2
    Shadow (Zhang, 2018) ***
    Oslo, August 31st (J. Trier, 2011) ****
    Climax (Noé, 2018) **1/2
    Fighting With My Family (Merchant, 2019) **
    Upstream Color (Carruth, 2013) ***
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    Quote Quoting Donald Glover
    I was actually just reading about Matt Damon and he’s like, ‘There’s a culture of outrage.’ I’m like, ‘Well, they have a reason to be outraged.’ I think it’s a lot of dudes just being scared. They’re like, ‘What if I did something and I didn’t realize it?’ I’m like, ‘Deal with it.’
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  4. 11-15-2008, 04:58 PM #4
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    I had a hard time figuring out if this was a real movie. Pretty good parody.

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    Coming to America (Landis, 1988) **
    The Beach Bum (Korine, 2019) *1/2
    Us (Peele, 2019) ***1/2
    Fugue (Smoczynska, 2018) ***1/2
    Prisoners (Villeneuve, 2013) ***1/2
    Shadow (Zhang, 2018) ***
    Oslo, August 31st (J. Trier, 2011) ****
    Climax (Noé, 2018) **1/2
    Fighting With My Family (Merchant, 2019) **
    Upstream Color (Carruth, 2013) ***
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  5. 11-15-2008, 05:05 PM #5
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    Quote Quoting Donald Glover
    I was actually just reading about Matt Damon and he’s like, ‘There’s a culture of outrage.’ I’m like, ‘Well, they have a reason to be outraged.’ I think it’s a lot of dudes just being scared. They’re like, ‘What if I did something and I didn’t realize it?’ I’m like, ‘Deal with it.’
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  6. 11-15-2008, 05:33 PM #6
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    Wow, I must see this. :lol:
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  7. 11-15-2008, 05:52 PM #7
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    The dude with the pink hair looks just like Patrick Morrissey. I had to double check imdb to make sure it wasn't. That's would've been something.
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  8. 11-15-2008, 06:32 PM #8
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    It's very very horrible, sir. It's one of those things we wish we could disinvent.

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  9. 11-15-2008, 08:24 PM #9
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    I found the official website for this a while back.

    Please google it up and look for the production videos. Awesome stuff.
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  10. 11-15-2008, 10:26 PM #10
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  11. 11-16-2008, 01:45 AM #11
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    Darn. I was convinced this was Joseph Kahn's latest.

    Judging from the director's filmography, I wouldn't be so quick to label it a parody. Seems pretty consistent with his prior work. Also, he has a mullet.
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    A Star is Born (2018) **1/2
    Unforgiven (1992) ***1/2
    The Sisters Brothers (2018) **
    Crazy Rich Asians (2018) ***
    The Informant! (2009) ***1/2
    BlacKkKlansman (2018) ***1/2
    Sorry to Bother You (2018) **1/2
    Eighth Grade (2018) ***
    Mission Impossible: Fallout (2018) ***
    Ant-Man and The Wasp (2018) **1/2
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    I read something somewhere (lot of help, right?) about this movie being a return to the good old days of Russ Meyer. And while it looks fun, I doubt it will possess even a fraction of Meyer's incredible rhythm and energy, nor will it have an ounce of Meyer's social satire.

    Also, the girls aren't nearly as attractive as Meyer's vixens.




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  13. 11-16-2008, 05:42 AM #13
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    Woah, soft-core porn has come a long way!

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    Last 11 things I really enjoyed:

    Speed Racer (Wachowski/Wachowski, 2008)
    Safe (Haynes, 1995)
    South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (Parker, 1999)
    Beastie Boys Story (Jonze, 2020)
    Bad Trip (Sakurai, 2020)
    What's Up Doc? (Bogdanovich, 1972)
    Diva (Beineix, 1981)
    Delicatessen (Caro/Jeunet, 1991)
    The Hunger (Scott, 1983)
    Pineapple Express (Green, 2008)
    Chungking Express (Wong, 1994)
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    Quote Quoting Donald Glover
    I was actually just reading about Matt Damon and he’s like, ‘There’s a culture of outrage.’ I’m like, ‘Well, they have a reason to be outraged.’ I think it’s a lot of dudes just being scared. They’re like, ‘What if I did something and I didn’t realize it?’ I’m like, ‘Deal with it.’
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  15. 11-17-2008, 10:51 AM #15
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    I can't wait to watch this film with my eyes.
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  16. 11-17-2008, 04:25 PM #16
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    I don't know whether to :frustrated: or ritch:
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  17. 11-17-2008, 08:37 PM #17
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    Totally hot. And that's just Sorbo's hair.
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  18. 11-20-2008, 01:30 PM #18
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    This movie is getting something right. Just going off the trailer, that is.

    Not just the eye candy, too. It's parodic, but there seems to be an awful hell of a lot of story in there. Yes, mainly to smuggle in the copious quantity of rip-offery we see in the preview, but nevertheless, it's distinguishing, like it is actually trying to be a real film.
    The Act of Killing (Oppenheimer 13) - A
    Stranger by the Lake (Giraudie 12) - B
    American Hustle (Russell 13) - C+
    The Wolf of Wall Street (Scorsese 13) - C+
    Passion (De Palma 12) - B
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