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  1. 11-10-2007, 05:03 AM #1
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    Where is my precious boner?

    Seriously...where is he? I've been looking for him and he only rises to the occasion here and there.
    Sure why not?

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    What are you talking about? Boner's been popping up all over the place.
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    You need porn.
    Quote Quoting Donald Glover
    I was actually just reading about Matt Damon and he’s like, ‘There’s a culture of outrage.’ I’m like, ‘Well, they have a reason to be outraged.’ I think it’s a lot of dudes just being scared. They’re like, ‘What if I did something and I didn’t realize it?’ I’m like, ‘Deal with it.’
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  4. 11-10-2007, 05:36 AM #4
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    Quote Quoting number8 (view post)
    You need porn.
    I have plenty of porn.

    The lesbian Ariel/Jasmine porn keeps me up all night long.
    Sure why not?

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  5. 11-10-2007, 05:41 AM #5
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    Boner has a lot of school work to do at the moment. If he wants a future, he'll have to keep going at it... HARD.
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  6. 11-10-2007, 05:43 AM #6
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    Quote Quoting Watashi (view post)
    I have plenty of porn.

    The lesbian Ariel/Jasmine porn keeps me up all night long.
    No Elasticgirl? :P
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  7. 11-10-2007, 11:07 AM #7
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    It's nothing to be ashamed of, Wats... happens to a lot of men.
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  8. 11-10-2007, 12:57 PM #8
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    Quote Quoting [ETM] (view post)
    It's nothing to be ashamed of, Wats... happens to a lot of men.
    Speak for yourself....
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    Speak for yourself....
    Why?
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    Why?
    I've got no problem finding Boner. He's all around us!
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  11. 11-10-2007, 02:14 PM #11
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    Yeah, boner's contributions have been very limp as of late. Then again, as I have been told before, you can't expect greatness every time.
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    Quote Quoting Raiders (view post)
    Yeah, boner's contributions have been very limp as of late. Then again, as I have been told before, you can't expect greatness every time.
    Sometimes you have to stroke the boner to achieve maximum borner efficiency.
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    Boner is a colloquial term for erection.
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    Quote Quoting Winston* (view post)
    Boner is a colloquial term for erection.
    How old are you? 13?

    Get your mind out of the gutter, you perv.
    Sure why not?

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    Quote Quoting Watashi (view post)
    How old are you? 13?

    Get your mind out of the gutter, you perv.
    Why do you have to be so hard on him?
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    Wats is watching the Pursuit of Happyness right now. Will Smith helped him find his boner.
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    Quote Quoting Barty (view post)
    Wats is watching the Pursuit of Happyness right now. Will Smith helped him find his boner.
    Well, at least it wasn't Jaden Smith....
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    Quote Quoting Spinal (view post)
    Why do you have to be so hard on him?
    So he can get him at full attention.
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    I was actually just reading about Matt Damon and he’s like, ‘There’s a culture of outrage.’ I’m like, ‘Well, they have a reason to be outraged.’ I think it’s a lot of dudes just being scared. They’re like, ‘What if I did something and I didn’t realize it?’ I’m like, ‘Deal with it.’
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    Quote Quoting Scar (view post)
    Well, at least it wasn't Jaden Smith....
    Barty just assumed it was Will Smith. He didn't ask.

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    Quote Quoting Ezee E (view post)
    Barty just assumed it was Will Smith. He didn't ask.
    They all look the same anyway.
    Quote Quoting Donald Glover
    I was actually just reading about Matt Damon and he’s like, ‘There’s a culture of outrage.’ I’m like, ‘Well, they have a reason to be outraged.’ I think it’s a lot of dudes just being scared. They’re like, ‘What if I did something and I didn’t realize it?’ I’m like, ‘Deal with it.’
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  21. 11-18-2007, 11:38 PM #21
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    The Boner I know likes to paint his boyfriend's forehead with white power slogans. Which is weird, since my Boner normally leans to the left.
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