10 Questions

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1. What is your favorite word? Snickerdoodle

2. What is your least favorite word? Gargle

3. What turns you on? A hot naked woman spread eagle on my bed

4. What turns you off? Hairiness

5. What is your favorite curse word? Cunt or cock-knocker

6. What sound or noise do you love? A baby's laughter

7. What sound or noise do you hate? A baby's screech

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Planeteer

9. What profession would you not like to attempt? Anything in an office

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Surprise!!! Looks like you chose poorly. Enjoy Hell.

[Lasse]

3. What turns you on? [...] (and red hair)

Oh, holy motherfucking Christ, yes!!!

[Yum-Yum]

1. What is your favourite word? discombobulated

2. What is your least favourite word? fjord

3. What turns you on? sweaty armpits

4. What turns you off? people who insist on slathering their genitals with chicken cacciatore

5. What is your favorite curse word? car wash cunt

6. What sound or noise do you love? the sound of children not near me

7. What sound or noise do you hate? the wheezing sound some people make after they've been stabbed in the chest

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I've always wanted to make fudge for a living

9. What profession would you not like to attempt? dog groomer

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Yeah, hey, I was wondering, could you help Illeana Douglas put in her eye drops? That would be swell.

[Benny Profane]

4. What turns you off? people who insist on slathering their genitals with chicken cacciatore

I thought I was the only one.

[Ezee E]

I thought I was the only one.

I didn't want to embarass myself.