Cracked my shit up.Quoting Kurosawa Fan (view post)
Cracked my shit up.Quoting Kurosawa Fan (view post)
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol:Quoting Daniel Davis (view post)
Pfff, he forgot "thyroid gland" pointing to the hellbeast's earring.
But he added the kung fu gland.Quoting Eleven (view post)
Sorry, I'm a stickler for following instructions. Dude draws a good ovary, though.Quoting Daniel Davis (view post)
I've always imagined the ovary as a plank of wood nailed to my thigh.Quoting Eleven (view post)
Ho-lee shit.
I'm at work right now. Was washing some kegs and listening to the radio, and they started talking about something going down on Elm Cr. in Stittsville. That's my street. They were fuzzy on the details, but said that someone was armed and being chased by officers. He was believed to be hiding somewhere between 100 and 80 Elm Cr.
I live on 87.
I called home and my mom was freaked. She said that she had been outside in the backyard reading when suddenly some kid hopped the fence into our backyard. He was approaching her, hands in his pockets, telling her she needed to show him how to get out of our backyard.
Our two dogs were out in the back with her and started barking, snarling etc. They scared him and he left.
Moral of the story - big dogs are good.
EDIT: Just found out that the kid had stolen a car on our street, panicked when he heard the cops and crashed the car two houses down from mine, where he then proceeded to run.
They still haven't got him.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
That's pretty damn crazy!!! I witnessed something like that behind my apt. once when I lived in the city, but nothing to that extreme.Quoting megladon8 (view post)
Whoa. Give those dogs some extra love and treats tonight.
...and the milk's in me.
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Last movies seen
Frank: Good
Mistaken for Strangers: Good
Guardians of the Galaxy: Good
Last TV seasons watched
Treme (S04): Good
The Legend of Korra (S03): Good
Currently reading
This Side of Paradise - F. Scott Fitzgerald
Hah. Wow. I guess it was only a matter of time...
The severed arm perfectly acquitted itself, because of the simplicity of its wishes and its total lack of doubt.
I thought it was pretty cool to get labor updates while riding the bus home. It's a cool use of a new technology.Quoting Sycophant (view post)
I'm learning that 60+ hour weeks don't agree with me, especially one after the other after the other after the other...
I'd like someone to twitter while on trial, facing the death penalty.
OMG this sux!!!!!!! >:-(Quoting Ezee E (view post)
Last meal wuz stale. :\Quoting Winston* (view post)
about one hour ago
Im gonna haunt the shit out of thees fuckers.
about one hour ago
Delayed
about one hour ago
Delayed again wtf
about one hour ago
O fuk this hur
about one hour ago
This image put the biggest smile on my face.
The Lion King: A True Story
Sure why not?
STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI (Rian Johnson) - 9
STRONGER (David Gordon Green) - 6
THE DISASTER ARTIST (James Franco) - 7
THE FLORIDA PROJECT (Sean Baker) - 9
LADY BIRD (Greta Gerwig) - 8
"Hitchcock is really bad at suspense."
- Stay Puft
Someone ask me a riddle. Make it tricky. I promise not to google the answer, but to only use my noggin.
...and the milk's in me.
Do you remember like FIVE YEARS AGO when we used to play Trivial Pursuit online? It may have been at Axis. I remember specifically playing with Raiders and Nick.
...and the milk's in me.
A week off is worse. Trust me.Quoting Dead & Messed Up (view post)