Yikes. Damn wasps.Quoting Skitch (view post)
Also I should probably put something in my profile about how I used to be MadMan, but it's more fun confusing people who don't know.
Blog!
And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
And sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well, I guess this is growing up
Face and hand swelled up like crazy. I look like I got beat up.
Is this your thinly veiled way of saying your wife beat you up and to send help?Quoting Skitch (view post)
;-)
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
Shes too short to reach my faceQuoting Scar (view post)
Damn, she used a baseball bat?Quoting Skitch (view post)
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
I love summer but goddamn wasps are the worst. ouchy, sorry.Quoting Skitch (view post)
There was a wasp infestation in my office last year. I got stung twice in cubicle on separate dates. I told HR the second time and they were like "oh yeah we know. can't do anything about it."
I'm swelled up like a potato. Left side of my face looks like Rocky.
Oh man, I'm so sorry. That sucks.
Do you have an allergy?
Yeah I seem to be quite allergic to any sort of bees. Luckily I'm not deathly allergic, but fucking hell do I swell up like a balloon. First time I ever had one on my face.
I would have grabbed a can of wasp RAID spray. Those wankers.Quoting Zac Efron (view post)
So Skitch you look like the elephant man? That sucks.
Blog!
And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
And sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well, I guess this is growing up
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That's what she said.
Happy Thursday
3 inch rusty nail slammed into my forearm.
Wound is oozing black goo.
Time to go to emerg!
Damn hope your okay man!
I'm good! Got a tetanus shot, and they shot saline into the hole which felt just GREAT.
Basically keep it clean and come back if there's sign of infection.
How’d you manage that?
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
Wonder where that tornado ended up at. I’ll be picking up a few branches, but nothing requiring a chainsaw.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
I was throwing scrap wood from skids into a dumpster.Quoting Scar (view post)
One of the pieces hit the side of the dumpster at just the right angle and bounced back out, slapping my arm. Wouldn't have even been a bruise, if it weren't for that stray nail.
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Hope it doesn't get worse for you, meg. Hope it cleans up soon.
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
Just sore now.
If it gets infected or I develop any interesting powers, I'll let you know.
Storm snapped the neighbor lady’s big ass tree 20’ up. Of course it wasn’t a clean brake (Still partially attached, lots of built up potential energy). Of course they only have an electric trimming saw. Of course I cut it up. There’s a reason they call those things widow makers, but it went smoothly and I get a new blade and sharpening kit out of being nice.
i need a shower and a drink.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
Anyone here skilled at making avatars?
Nice work. That sounds like a big job. Ladder, chainsaw, and caution? I'm curious how you did it.Quoting Scar (view post)
Fixed.Quoting Scar (view post)
Just because...
The Fabelmans (Steven Spielberg, 2022) mild
Petite maman (Céline Sciamma, 2021) mild
The Banshees of Inisherin (Martin McDonagh, 2022) mild
The last book I read was...
The Complete Short Stories by Mark Twain
The (New) World