I've noticed that there has been a disparity in difficult between certain categories. I refer to throwaway categories as "retard Jeopardy." Within the typical categories, though, I have noticed they've been a bit more...lopsided; I don't think the $1000 (or $2000 questions, if it's Double Jeopardy) have been as difficult as they used to be.Quoting Wryan (view post)
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Oh you pedantic asshole.
(note: haven't seen the move)
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
Wait - guys. Wasn't meg joking? I thought he was pulling a Michael Scott?
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I actually heard someone say this last night: Dude! You saw Caddy Shack on laserdisc? That's the greatest thing ever!
We were at a bar last night playing some board games, and the table behind us was full of these kind-of-hipster dudes, all in their late 20s, all with glasses, hoodies and ironic tees, and they talked about pop-culture for like 4 hours. Almost everything they talked about was something I had read on Fark and Reddit over the last week. It was pretty funny. My friend and I almost when up to them to ask them what their Fark handle or Redditor names were.
I will say, though, there is still--STILL--nothing quite as frustrating as knowing an answer but not being able to get it out before someone buzzes in. If I were on the show, that would kill me and fluster me badly.
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
I don't HATE chain restaurants-- food is food, and food is a nice thing-- but I sort of see it as the place you go when you don't really have other options. But I know plenty of people who are picky enough that they want a meal they've had a dozen times, no matter what city they are in, rather than take a chance on something new.
...and the milk's in me.
I hate chains because most chains are shit.
You're hilarious. Or 5 years old.
To go back to what number8 said, I am actually dissuaded from going to any restaurant in midtown. Overall, there's a propensity for midtown establishments to be overpriced, unimaginative, inauthentic, and packed with tourists; however, even when I come across a review or a recommendation for a superlative restaurant, and then I notice it's in the midtown area, I disregard the suggestion almost immediately.
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This is for number8:
Because he's filled with love and joy.
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
Most chains don't come to my neighborhood because it's so old that they don't have room for the traditional store models: lots of space, lots of parking. It just isn't feasible.
So it's cool, because I have three dozen small, privately owned places to eat within a six block radius. I keep wanting to try them all, but my progress has been slowed by lack of funds.
But I persevere. I WILL TRY ALL THE CRAB CAKES. I WILL.
...and the milk's in me.
The best is when European tourists come to NYC and then eat at McDonalds, and they have this dawning realization that American McDonalds are comparably shit to theirs.
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walking to midtown comics from penn station every wednesday morning is one of my least favorite things about buying comics
We ate at McDonalds in Paris a couple of times, which was depressing. But I was a kid and didn't have any money, and consequently didn't have a say.
...and the milk's in me.
The pedantic asshole-ry implied within my rating is totally deliberate, obviously. I'm rating a Gaspar Noe film, after all. I just find my thoughts on the quality of that film so conflicted. I was very open to what it offered, and it's an experience rich in its conceit and concepts. My major problem was the narrative forced on the visual and aural trip, which yielded shockingly lame attempts at depth and symbolic imagery.Oh you pedantic asshole.
(note: haven't seen the move)
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Well, then, they deserve the boring shit they eat.
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Had breakfast at McD's in Ireland years ago. It was pretty good, but I don't recall it as being a lot better. Now...the Japanese we had in Ireland...way better than anywhere I've ever had it. Scarily better.
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
While waiting for a train in Italy, I went to the McDonald's for Papas Vertigo. Or... Curly Fries.
You don't have that shit in America.
And that's why Italy is #1.
Beer in McDonalds says it all.
Asian McDonalds are probably the craziest, though. Japan has some wild shit on their menu, and back in Indonesia I could order rice, fried chicken and satay at McDonalds, among other things.
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In Paris you can get a Beer with your Big Mac
All this talk reminds me of when I went with my scout troop to South Dakota back in 2001. We all wanted to try something local and different, but my scout master dragged us to a fucking McDonald's instead. Weak.
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If there's one thing I've learned from 14 years of scouring the internet, this is it.
"All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
"Rick...it's a flamethrower."
South Dakota's idea of different is probably Carl's Jr anyway.
Hah, maybe. I still wish we could have found something local there, and given it a shot, instead of eating at crappy McDonald's.
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And everybody wants to be special here
They call your name out loud and clear
Here comes a regular
Call out your name
Here comes a regular
Am I the only one here today?
So... is Jennifer Lawrence just a complete flipping idiot? She gave an interview to Rolling Stone where she uses the word "dykey" (to describe her tomboyish interests) and then says, ""little redneck things still come out." Like what? "I'm attracted to my brother. Stuff like that."
Brilliant, little girl. There's nothing like homophobic slurs and jokes about incest to poise yourself as a serious actress in contention for an Oscar.
...and the milk's in me.
In my dream last night, I had a friend who designed unusual jelly bean flavors for Jelly Belly. She wanted me to try a new one she made called 'Brown Addiction.' And I was, like, "No, that's a disgusting name. It sounds dirty. I'm not eating that."
She looked hurt and said, "It's just a chocolate flavor. You know, because chocolate is brown, and it's so good that it's addicting."
And I said, "I hate to say this, but 'Brown Addiction' is the worst chocolate name EVER."
I'm awake now, and I still think I was right.
...and the milk's in me.
Cocoa Addiction would have been better.
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
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