16 years ago I was 18. Whoa.Quoting Dukefrukem (view post)
16 years ago I was 18. Whoa.Quoting Dukefrukem (view post)
Blog!
And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
And sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well, I guess this is growing up
Heh, I'm thinking about Bilbo's speech:
"It*is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable hobbits. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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Is every comedy site on the internet currently overrun with pics and videos of girls showing off their asses, or doing completely made up exercises in an attempt to grow their ass?
I used to frequent a half dozen or so comedy/meme sites, and I barely ever go on them anymore because I cannot escape this ass obsession.
I just installed a new toilet seat.
Time foer the testing phase.
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I always loved that speech because it confused the people he gave it to.Quoting [ETM] (view post)
Blog!
And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
And sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well, I guess this is growing up
Source from the edit I'm working on right now:
Washington Times. “Colored Fat Men Will Race at Church Benefit,” September 15, 1916.
My word.
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
I love jalapeños, but man, I am not a fan of the next day's jala-poo-ños.
Reading "Black Like Me" and it's sad/wild that some of the passages from that book (early 1960s) apply just as much now as they did back then.
it's been a roller coaster 24 hours:
Yesterday my wife accepted a job offer after 15+ months of unemployment.
Today there was a huge RIF (Reduction in Force) at work. LOTS of people I enjoy working with and count as friends lost their jobs today.
Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)
bac0n i was going to text you about that. I saw the article in Bloomberg this week.
w00t and ooof. Layoffs are never easy.Quoting bac0n (view post)
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
Yeah, I was gonna txt you about the same, but with how today has been going, was afraid to ask. You okay, I hope?Quoting Dukefrukem (view post)
Losing is like fertilizer: it stinks for a while, then you get used to it. (Tony, Hibbing)
Yeh. I actually don't know anyone RIFed yet. And such a weird way to be laid off...assuming it's virtual.Quoting bac0n (view post)
Glad you two are okay, but so sorry for the folks who have been let go.
Would not want to be the person delivering those messages.
I've been that person. Stick to the script like in Up in the Air and it'll be like ripping off a band-aid. It is tough.Quoting megladon8 (view post)
I'm sorry you had to do that. Ugh...Quoting Ezee E (view post)
I feel bad enough firing people with cause.
Going to check out my first legal cannabis shop!
I've had nothing but good experiences at those.Quoting megladon8 (view post)
And yeah, it was an incredible experience.Quoting Ezee E (view post)
Feels like an Apple store, but wood paneling instead of the sterile white.
There's an attendant for every customer, and you're provided with an iPad to research and make your order, then they call you up when it's ready.
When I first walked in, I wondered how a store so small could afford to have that many staff. But in the 20 minutes I was there, more than $2000 went through their tills.
Just wild.
I ACTUALLY LIKE CANDY CORN.
BUT THIS IS WRONG.
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
This is monstrous. I want to make a joke, but really, how can I? You're a monster.Quoting Wryan (view post)
I’m buying a box, wrapping it up, and throwing it in the annual Christmas dice game. Probably 2021, but that’ll just give the flavor time to bloom.
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
Fixed.Quoting Scar (view post)
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?"
--Homer
Ha. There are a lot of ‘what the fuck’ gifts in the dice game.Quoting Wryan (view post)
“What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”
Candy corn is tasty.
Blog!
And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
And sees through the master plan
But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well, I guess this is growing up