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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
    I’m confused. Did I imply she was?
    I don't think Spinal was insinuating that you were, just stating his opinion (that I agree with).

    Edit: I guess I shouldn't speak for him, though. I didn't take your post to imply that.

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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
    I’m confused. Did I imply she was?
    Nah. She just nauseates me.
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    It's hilarious that she does stuff like that, then can't figure out why people don't like her.
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    I assumed it was parody (not her). That’s why I put her name in quotations.

    Between the content of the post and its timestamp of 4:20pm, I assumed it was a farce.
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    She was just getting high as fuck

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    It was either deleted or fake btw

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    Quote Quoting megladon8 (view post)
    I assumed it was parody (not her). That’s why I put her name in quotations.

    Between the content of the post and its timestamp of 4:20pm, I assumed it was a farce.
    That's what I assumed from your post. I haven't seen her tweets be quite that tone-deaf in the past, but i'm curious if it was real.

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    If she really tweeted that, however brief it was on it would be news. (And wouldn't it be easy to know from the verified blue checkmark?)
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    Only an asshole would send a picture of the buck in the backyard to their friend who hasn’t seen anything yet while hunting......

    “What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”

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    LOL. A friend of a friend nabbed a monstrous freak of a buck today.

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    Quote Quoting Skitch (view post)
    LOL. A friend of a friend nabbed a monstrous freak of a buck today.
    Nice. Someone within a mile of here shot an eight pointer their first day ever hunting. They’re in for a rude awakening if they continue hunting.
    “What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”

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    Quote Quoting Scar (view post)
    Nice. Someone within a mile of here shot an eight pointer their first day ever hunting. They’re in for a rude awakening if they continue hunting.
    They should quit now with a 100% record.

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    We let people hunt on our property. We live on 150 acres but none of us hunt (own guns, but just for shooting pests or threats to the farm animals).

    It’s a pretty great arrangement because they always give us a bit of the meat as a “thank you”. A couple of them also produce maple syrup in the spring and hook us up with some of that tasty golden goodness.
    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    MC Zombie Apocalypse Plan has officially altered from "Go to Scar's" to "Pick Scar up on way to Meg's".

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    But you might want to stay away in the event of an ALPACA-lypse!!

    Get it??

    ‘Cause I live on an alpaca farm?

    So “Alpaca-lypse” instead of “Apocalypse”?
    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    *crickets*
    “What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”

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    Quote Quoting Scar (view post)
    *crickets*
    So what I did was I took the word “apocalypse”, and substituted the word “alpaca” for the beginning of the word, as they sound vaguely familiar but it changes the meaning.

    Traditionally the apocalypse is seen as a world-ending event. When I inserted “alpaca” into it, it creates a cartoonish image in the reader’s mind of some kind of cataclysmic, world-ending event involving alpacas (which are very docile, harmless creatures).

    Being that I live on an alpaca farm, the joke had extra relevancy in this particular situation.
    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    Wait wait wait. Run through that again. You took the word alpaca and added lips?

    But alpacas already have lips!

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    And Scar adding crickets to this animal armageddon only further confuses me.

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    Scar is thinking ahead --- crickets are a good source of protein and will likely survive the alpacalypse.

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    Eat your dinner Tina, you fat lard!

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    Quote Quoting Skitch (view post)
    Eat your dinner Tina, you fat lard!

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    For me, it was the farmer shooting the cow in front of a bus full of school kids.
    “What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, er... an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.”

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    I loved the final dance.
    "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"

    "Rick...it's a flamethrower."

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    I love everything about Napoleon Dynamite.

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    I liked his brother being T.O.'d because his online girlfriend hadn't given him a full-body shot yet.

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