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It's fine. It's the Toyota Camry of videogames, the meal you always order at the local chain your kids like. Serviceable but forgettable. If you've played other Obsidian games (New Vegas, Pillars of...

Okay.. so uh any tips for fighting dragons? I'm level 10 and just got chomped in a random (?) event.

(It was fucking cool as hell, though. Dragon attacked a bandit fort, I bolted but then thought...

I tried this last night! Started an elf assassin/archer. Very satisfying to sneak attack mobs at range. Still getting the hang of melee, so dual wielding daggers almost got me killed a couple of...

It's similar because all 3 ceos lied about the state of their games prior to launch.

It's worse because this is the biggest release of the year, and variations of "Sony pulled Cyberpunk from its...

lol, zing! good post

Better that then release an unplayable version that pisses off the base and destroys your brand.

These dudes went beyond No Man Sky nonsense and are now deep into a Fallout 76 style fuckup.

In other news: I am now an orc wieding a huge f'ng axe. Explored some ruins, killed some bandits, fought a giant spider who kept spitting venom at me, cut down a guy who tried to steal my treasure,...

The founders lost a billion on paper because the stock tanked due to these launch issuess. The company didn't lose shit; they said earlier they've already made back their development and marketing...

Decided to pop into Control while I wait for Skyrim to finish downloading.

Can't figure out why this game got middlin' scores? It's pretty fucking cool. Great art direction (literally I stopped,...

This whole debacle made realize 3 things:

- I view games as software, and want them to be reviewed as software, but too often these wanna be "journalists" talk about them as if they are movies or...

CDPR's CEO straight up lied about the state of the game on consoles before launch. Then they didn't issue review copies for XBox or PS4 and prohibited PC critics from using original game footage in...

lol all ya want, but you asked the question, kid

- Criticizing Jenkins isn't inherently misogynistic. Nobody used the word 'whore,' just you.

- That her dad was in the Air Force is irrelevant to her directorial skill. It's a dumb line of...

Yes. They said that because Disney doesn't allow old 20th Century Fox movies to be screened publicly, not because they were discontinuing this one franchise.

So, hooray for more franchise shit, I...

Allen's Buzz is a toy based on a real person in the "Toy Story" universe.

Evan's movie is the origin story of that real person.

It's a different character.

- Using your dead father to shill for Disney is super fucking gross.

- It's doubly weird they had Jenkins profess her bona fides for this.

Are we really arguing about this? I guess we are.

Before we throw around terms like "provincial" and "colonialist" ... Why are festival selection committees the arbiter of release dates? If movies...

Yeah, that's the way it's done nowadays and I hate it.

"Atlantic City" was shot in the United States and starred American actors in an American story. That it had European financing and a European...

Lemme amend: Those are movies I would shortlist, in addition to yours.

Premiere dates are a dodgy proposition, really. "Evil Dead" played locally in 1981, showed at Cannes in 1982, but wasn't...

I'd argue that Fett did something major: He's the only character to outsmart Han Solo.

But you nailed the zeitgeist. Marketing the toy a year or so before the movie came out was pure genius on...

Ben Mekler tweets out ridiculous praise on big budget movies without having seen them, and people fall for it every time. He trolls fanboys and I love him for it.



So far he's been quoted by...

It's a year that really celebrated mediocrity. For every "Road Warrior" or "Evil Dead," there's a "Victory," "Looker," "Quest for Fire," "For Your Eyes Only," "Excalibur," or "Outland." Top grossers...

holy shit .. I thought I was the only one who disliked that show!

Roku has an installed base of ~40 million and most of those accounts are in the United States. It's a perfect fit for HBO Max, but AT&T decided to get pissy about revenue and advertising share.
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Perfect term for the endless tease of modern tv.

I was surprised this episode was directed by Robert Rodriguez, who has a rep for delivering low budget material with flair, but this looked like...