Originally Posted by
Scar
Went to a friend's place last night to watch the UFC pay per view. Lot of great fights. The room was all for Brock in the main event, 'cept one. Well, Brock withstood one helluva pounding in the first round and submitted Corwin in the 2nd. Well, we'd all had quite a bit to drink, and my friend, who's a corrections officer and about 250 or so came to give me an exuberant hug, or so I thought. Next thing I know, he picks me up and does a double leg takedown. Usually not a problem, 'cept somehow in the process, my wallet goes out of my pocket, and when we land, my wallet is under my upper ribs. 450+ pounds flying down on one spot = just cracked ribs if I'm lucky.
But, hey. Brock won!