I love the Doobie Brothers, but not so much Michael McDonald.
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I love the Doobie Brothers, but not so much Michael McDonald.
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Originally Posted by Mara
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Originally Posted by Mara
Pun intended?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mara
In case it's not obvious, I'm getting tired of being the nice person in a snarky situation, so I've put my bitch-face on.
Seeing as how I had to google how it was a pun, NO.Quote:
Originally Posted by bac0n
But now I know a new thing.
Last night I was cold in bed so I decided to turn off my fan. I thought I could manage this without turning on a light, so I reach over and underestimate the distance, falling forward, hitting my knee against an open drawer and my extended hand meant break my fall hits the window. Luckily I only came out of that whole fiasco with a few bruises and some cuts on my hand, but it freaked me out. If the glass had broken any other way, my wrist could have easily fell onto a broken jagged edge with quite a bit of force.
In an effort to cheer myself up, I am bumping one of my all-time favorite posts.
There. Happy now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mara
People are having a bad day. Looks like it's time for the Fun Officer.
CHOO CHOO HERE COMES THE FUN OFFICER. ON A FUN TRAIN. VROOOOM (IT IS NOW A FUN PLANE).
Holy flipping... HOW DID YOU DO THAT?Quote:
Originally Posted by number8
Fun magic.
Funny you say that. Some drunk dude smashed into a guy yesterday, which then hit someone else. He ran for it, hit someone else at the next light, ran from that, and finally crashed into someone's yard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wryan
Guess his chances are up.
No injuries though!
This happened to me today too. Is the fantastic weather somehow making everyone miserable?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mara
EDIT: Oh, thanks 8.
Fun welcome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glass Co.
Currently shoping around to find the best price for a new windshield. Stupid star crack that magically appeared (I still have no idea how the hell it happened in the first place).
Way to go, man. Very cool.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spinal
In related news, a friend of mine went through a glass door last week. He lives next to a restaurant and he was going in to buy his dinner and didn't notice the place was closed. He simply pushed the closed door and went straight through it. Trippy shit.
He's mostly all right though. He has a cut in his hand and one in the forehead.
And congrants, Spinal.
The greatest of the Keanu pictures:
http://i46.tinypic.com/34pnayq.jpg
These can usually be fixed without replacing the windshield, and sometimes it won't cost you a dime, as your insurance will cover it.Quote:
Originally Posted by MadMan
How did Chelsea Handler become so successful? If it's the "hotness" factor, we already have Elizabeth Banks who is actually talented. Girls at work are raving about her. I watched a standup special and only laughed once, and it's a joke I swore I heard elsewhere.
She's terrible. Not funny at all. Her show is even worse than her standup. I don't get the appeal at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ezee E
She's considered hot?
Not by me. She looks old and weathered.Quote:
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
I wondered how she got her own talk show, given her unfunniness.
It could be because she was on fairly popular reality shows.
It could be because all her books are best-sellers.
Or it could be because she was dating the CEO of Comcast, who oversaw the E! network, for years, and started living with him around the same time her show debuted.
Which one of them doesn't make me sound sexist?
One place told me I'd have to replace the windshield, but I'm going to see what some other places say. I think insurance may cover it-I should call and look into it. I wish I knew what the hell caused the crack in the first place...Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurosawa Fan
Wryan that Keanu picture reminds me of The Omen. Fantastic.
The combining of two popular memes is likely to bring about the antichrist.Quote:
Originally Posted by MadMan