Random Thoughts

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Originally Posted by number8

What if there's a sneering old man peeking from a gold-plated corner holding up a lollipop from behind the tour? Is that better?

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*mails anthrax*

Ssssooo...apparently Rip Torn got really drunk on Friday night, broke into a bank on its off-hours and waved a loaded gun around.

Yikes.

Yeah, he got totally ripped.

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Originally Posted by number8

I think it just proves how archaic and stubborn they are about change.

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Don't you mean "arcane"?

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Originally Posted by Wryan

Don't you mean "arcane"?

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No.

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Originally Posted by number8

Yeah, he got totally ripped.

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I bet his family is torn by the news.

Just opened up a bag of Lay's Kettle-cooked chips and I've never seen so little chips in one bag. Soon, it will be to the point where 3/4ths of the bag will be filled with air.

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Originally Posted by Ezee E

I bet his family is torn by the news.

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Well, he busted into a bank. They probably got visits from some men in black.

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Originally Posted by Malickfan

Just opened up a bag of Lay's Kettle-cooked chips and I've never seen so little chips in one bag. Soon, it will be to the point where 3/4ths of the bag will be filled with air.

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Sounds like homeopathic cuisine to me.

My upstairs neighbor has been listening to a song with the same rhythm as Funky Cold Medina. All day.

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Originally Posted by Spun Lepton

My upstairs neighbor has been listening to a song with the same rhythm as Funky Cold Medina. All day.

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Before you judge, consider the possibility that the song was put on loop and your upstair neighbor hasn't stopped it because they are DEAD.

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Originally Posted by number8

No.

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I think you need to read the article again. Clearly the Vatican is very arcane.

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Originally Posted by Wryan

I think you need to read the article again. Clearly the Vatican is very arcane.

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Look Wryan, I'm a very serious guy. I don't like these kidding arounds of yours.

You two fuckers are acting like 12 year olds.

I'm so mad I could rape a just-recently-turned-twelve-year-old at the Vatican.

:sad:

Meanwhile, I made Totoro sugar cookies!

http://www.whatnotstudios.com/shit/totorocookies.jpg

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Originally Posted by Wryan

I'm so mad I could rape a just-recently-turned-twelve-year-old at the Vatican.

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I need to stop reading this thread from the bottom up.

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Originally Posted by number8

Before you judge, consider the possibility that the song was put on loop and your upstair neighbor hasn't stopped it because they are DEAD.

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Or its entertainment for a hot woman tied to the bed while everyone else is out scoring meth.

So we, as a society, need to pick a side on automatic sinks and paper towels. I don't care which way we go, but it must be implemented universally in bathrooms across the nation. I'm tired of putting my hands underneath a faucet or paper towel dispenser and feeling like an idiot when I realize I have to do the work myself.

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Originally Posted by Spinal

I need to stop reading this thread from the bottom up.

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:lol:

I need to start reading this thread from the bottom up.

If anyone asks for me, I'll be on Twitter bitching about the Grammy's.

Don't forget automatic soap dispensers.

I'm for automatic everything. The less stuff I have to touch in a public bathroom, the better.

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Originally Posted by number8

If anyone asks for me, I'll be on Twitter bitching about the Grammy's.

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Neil Young wins his first ever Grammy!





...for a terrible record.

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Originally Posted by Robby P

Don't forget automatic soap dispensers.

I'm for automatic everything. The less stuff I have to touch in a public bathroom, the better.

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Indeed.