That's why I'd love you as a boss. After we call it a day at work, you'd fire his ass, we could go to the gun range and then watch Zombie's Halloween.
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You need to be the bigger man here. Wait for him to screw up, which hopefully won't be long from now, and chastise him relentlessly once you catch him. Make sure to repeatedly tell him to do his job and throw in a "Go fuck yourself" if you're willing to start a long-standing feud. :)
Nah, man, the bigger man thing to do would be to not chastise him at all. It would be to wait until he fucks up, then clean up after him with a cheerful smile and say, "Oh, don't worry about it. Screw up your job all you want. I don't mind fixing your mistakes, 'cause I'm not a rinky-dink pisscunt tightwad dickmunching fuckstick."
It's so funny when celebrities join Twitter. Hanks and Shatner sign their tweets, William H. Macy started his first message with "Gentle folk.":lol:
He's doing a pilot for Showtime.
Ricky Gervais spent one month on Twitter (NBC asked him to to promote the Globes) and then quit. Then he told the press that he just didn't get it, and that he thinks there's something undignified about adults who tweet. Heh.
It's all about "getting" it. Ebert got totally carried away, he's relentless. Mo Ryan is a machine, too. I get most of the arts and entertainment updates from those two alone. Colbert, on the other hand, puts out mildly amusing jokes all day, as if he has a "ghost twitterer" who just types stuff in for him. I expected his account to be funnier.
Ebert's tweets always brighten up my day. He can be so ridiculously clever with just 250 characters. It's an artform with him.
And his constant complaints about Rush Limbaugh is just too good.
"Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings."
-- Nietzsche
I like this quote.
I think I'm going to start some sort of exercise regiment.
exercise is good.
I unfollowed Ebert. The dude tweets like every 30 seconds.
I decided to Photoshop my buddy's face onto Conway Twitty's as they used to have similar hair:
http://i46.tinypic.com/2hq5qgn.jpg
All my professors this semester are such goobers
And, by the way, I often react to confrontation in this way, especially if I'm not involved. (Like, if two people are arguing in front of me. I hate that.) If I'm actually angry, it gets me through the confrontation easier, but then I run the risk of losing my temper completely, and throwing something or breaking something or swearing or physically hurting someone... which are all things I have done in the past while angry. I've had to train myself to never, ever get really angry, because it gets so ugly.
I don't log on to twitter at all. I kind of wish there was a rolling application that would update with new tweets.
Holy smokes I'd be irate. The workplace is always tough to talk to people about what is bothering them. Esp if they react in a hostile manner.
I worked for a pretty big software company for 2 years. The workplace had a lax style, kind of simulate google's atmosphere, we had ping-pong tables, a wii to play with, a lounge, free coffee... So I would come into work wearing sandals in the summer time because it was comfortable. I get into work one day, and there was a sign on my cube that said;
"Sandals are not appropriate for the work place. It's distracting and annoying signed - your neighbors"
I wasn't mad, but kind of shocked that whomever wrote it, didn't have the balls to come up to a 23 year old kid, straight out of college, and ask me to my face. Also considering some of the software guys actually came into work wearing Pajamas! I'm not even kidding. One guy wore the same Guinness PJ bottoms to work at least twice a week.
So I wrote on the same paper, "come and speak to me and I will consider it", and posted it outside my cube. It remained there for the next year with no one speaking to me about it. So I kept wearing my sandals.
Speaking of tweeting too much. Duke, did you really have to set YouTube to tweet a link everytime you favorited a video?