A friend of mine's father asked me to be on his right-wing radio show that he broadcasts from his basement.
oh god oh god oh god oh god
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A friend of mine's father asked me to be on his right-wing radio show that he broadcasts from his basement.
oh god oh god oh god oh god
I'm thinking I may go on there and just try to one-up him by talking about the reptilians and the Zionist conspiracy.
I have a friend who believes that FREE flu shots are a government scam.
That they're actually placebos and do nothing at all.
Recently, Bill O'Reilly called Glenn Beck crazy for insinuating that the swine flu vaccine is really a device being injected into you for the government to track. Best part is O'Reilly going, "Look, I can debunk this in two seconds. THAT'S. NUTS."
Fox News imploded.
Creepy story!
Quote:
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
Hey, Roman Polanski, I realize you're on kind of a shit run right now but if it's any consolation, you are currently number 1 on IMDB's STARmeter
Eat it, Megan Fox!
Man, I am grumpy today.
I love it. What a face.
I want to own him so we can be grumpy together.
Do you guys remember my nutty grandpa who beat down a California wildfire using only a concrete bunker, sprinklers, and ego?
He's out visiting us, and since the fire his house has depreciated in value 1.6 million dollars. Scary much? The value will increase as his blackened neighborhood is rebuilt, but it won't be any time soon.
It's so damn beautiful out there right now.
somehow i need to position my bed and my lamp such that i have a reading light. i have been going to sleep without reading for this past week, and i don't like what has gone through my head. in a nutshell, they are variations of the lyric from that faust song in phantom of the paradise. crazy, depressing shit.
Fourteen hour work day. Blergh.
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Famil...ed_husband.jpg
http://thereifixedit.com
Hilarious examples of trashy, ingenious or jerry-rigged repairs. I'm not judging-- one of the side mirrors on my car is held on with superglue. No joke.