Cracked my shit up.
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Pfff, he forgot "thyroid gland" pointing to the hellbeast's earring.
Ho-lee shit.
I'm at work right now. Was washing some kegs and listening to the radio, and they started talking about something going down on Elm Cr. in Stittsville. That's my street. They were fuzzy on the details, but said that someone was armed and being chased by officers. He was believed to be hiding somewhere between 100 and 80 Elm Cr.
I live on 87.
I called home and my mom was freaked. She said that she had been outside in the backyard reading when suddenly some kid hopped the fence into our backyard. He was approaching her, hands in his pockets, telling her she needed to show him how to get out of our backyard.
Our two dogs were out in the back with her and started barking, snarling etc. They scared him and he left.
Moral of the story - big dogs are good.
EDIT: Just found out that the kid had stolen a car on our street, panicked when he heard the cops and crashed the car two houses down from mine, where he then proceeded to run.
They still haven't got him.
Whoa. Give those dogs some extra love and treats tonight.
Hah. Wow. I guess it was only a matter of time...
My sister texted me throughout a lot of her labor.
Really, I don't see why not.
I'm learning that 60+ hour weeks don't agree with me, especially one after the other after the other after the other...
I'd like someone to twitter while on trial, facing the death penalty.
http://www.frontarmy.co.uk/wp-conten.../2009/08/1.jpg
This image put the biggest smile on my face.
The Lion King: A True Story
Someone ask me a riddle. Make it tricky. I promise not to google the answer, but to only use my noggin.
Do you remember like FIVE YEARS AGO when we used to play Trivial Pursuit online? It may have been at Axis. I remember specifically playing with Raiders and Nick.