My dad said "hell" when reciting a joke today.
This may not seem like a big deal, but my dad DOES NOT swear.
Trust me, it's the equivalent of Mother Teresa saying "twat sandwich"...it just doesn't happen.
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My dad said "hell" when reciting a joke today.
This may not seem like a big deal, but my dad DOES NOT swear.
Trust me, it's the equivalent of Mother Teresa saying "twat sandwich"...it just doesn't happen.
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Originally Posted by megladon8
My dad hates the "F" word. If were watching a movie with a lot of the "F" word, he'll just stand up, say something like, "Well, I've had enough of these fucks," and leave the room.
It is the definition of awkward...complete with mother and me trying not to burst out laughing.
I'm getting my tattoo finished today - about 60-90 minutes worth of colouring left to do.
Really excited to see the finished product. I'll post pictures when I have them!
Holy crap, travel vaccinations are very expensive. I had to pay 120 euros for 3 vaccinations today (DTP = diphtheria tetanus and polio, hep A+B and a stomach typhus vaccine). And I'm gonna have to pay about 420 euros to get a vaccination against rabies and Japanese encephalitis in a couple weeks. And the thing is, the rabies vaccination doesn't even make you 100% immune to the decease. It just slows it down for 80% when you get it, so you have more time to seek help.
I guess it's better to be safe than sorry, but still it's a lot of money. :eek:
I grimace in pain for you, Meg.
xkcd lights my world up.
Getting mine finished November 20, but will probably also be getting another tattoo (near my wrist). Altogether, it should take about 60-90 minutes as well. My tattoo artist is usually booked almost 2 months in advance, so I try to plan ahead a bit.Quote:
Originally Posted by megladon8
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Originally Posted by BirdsAteMyFace
Awesome! Is it something you'd be willing to share when it's done?
The Scrabble one last week cracked me up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Duncan
At the ripe old age of 26, Jessica Biel has said that she's very scared of what age is doing to her body and her looks.
My heart aches for her.
Hopefully at 27, she can retire and still have a couple more years to live her life.
Dude, you're not 26 yet. I'm 25. It gets fucking scary as shit.
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Originally Posted by Sycophant
I'm sure she's not going to suddenly dry up into a puddle of unattractiveness when she hits 30.
In this day and age, it seems pretty silly to think you're getting old when you're in your mid-20s.
At my ripe old age of 29, I must say that so far, the conveniences of age far outweigh the inconveniences. I wouldn't rewind so much as a month; not for the world.
Definitely.Quote:
Originally Posted by megladon8
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Originally Posted by Mara
A lot of people would say you're practically still a kid.
No, but one (or I, anyway) begins to feel his health beginning to deteriorate, ever so slowly, a reminder that death is on its way. The years seem to fly by faster and faster. Yes, there are positive things about aging such as increased maturity and whatever, but I can't really think of any benefits in the physiological aspect.
Yeah, I'm not gonna bitch out Jessica Biel for musing on the awful reminder of life and youth's transience. I do that every moring myself and I'm not nearly as beautiful.
I'm sorry you feel so old, Sycophant.
What do you mean you feel your health deteriorating? It seems like an awfully young age to be feeling that way. My dad is 51 and he's as active and healthy as ever. He could easily pass for a guy in his late 30s.
Do you think maybe you should see a doctor or something? Maybe I'm getting the wrong impression from what you wrote, but as I just said, that's awfully young to be feeling that badly about/due to your age.
I love the age I am. My outlook on life is healthier than it has ever been. The only thing I miss about being young is the ability to stay up all night and still function the next day.
I'm going to be honest. Most days I can't remember what age I am. I'm not kidding. I have to do math problems to see if I'm 22 or 23.
Ah to be a young whippersnapper again. I don't feel "old," but I do notice my body doesn't rebound nearly as fast as it used to. The scariest thing is seeing your parents at the same age or older as you remember your grandparents being when you were but a child.
I have a lot of aches and pains, mostly in my knees and back. However, I certainly like where I'm at in life a helluva lot better then when I was young and crazy at 22.
Now I'm just crazy.
I have no problems getting older. Every birthday I'm alive for is a reason to celebrate, no matter what number is associated with it. I've seen too many people die fairly young to think I should be guaranteed old age. I'm excited to turn 28 soon, just as I'll be excited to turn 50 or 60 or 70 should I make it that long.
I enjoy birthdays still.
However, as age goes, I definitely have to keep a workout going, and watch what I eat, so that I don't get all fat and stuff.
Nonetheless, I might be in the best shape of my life, and age like wine. So, I rock pretty much.
::knock on wood::
I'm 29, and lucky me, I'm aging like George Clooney. By the time I'm 40 I'll be "attractive".
Same here. I've been told that my looks have been improving the older I look.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skitch
I'll be the handsomest man alive at 65.