Some days I can't help but think about how grateful I am for Jessica Chastain.
Today is one of those days.
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Some days I can't help but think about how grateful I am for Jessica Chastain.
Today is one of those days.
I think the question posed was more "should you fuck robots". Eliminate the "with".Quote:
Originally Posted by Skitch
But thats also with robots. Just don't get involved. And if you do, be polite. *thanks the roomba every day*Quote:
Originally Posted by megladon8
Good. Also not sure why the GOP assumes they'll always swing for the Dems. Maybe one day they will be a free and independent nation but statehood sounds good for now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spun Lepton
Also that hot chick coming towards you is either a witch, a murderer or a ghost monster. Plus never trust anyone wearing a mask.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skitch
She was great in The Tree of Life and It Chapter 2.Quote:
Originally Posted by amberlita
Miss Sloane is damn good, too.Quote:
Originally Posted by DFA1979
And sorry, did Jessica Chastain do something cool?
I mean, I love her anyways. If it's just a "thank you Jessica Chastain. Love, Humanity" then I'm on board.
Don't forget about Zero Dark Thirty...Quote:
Originally Posted by DFA1979
Jesus christ it's cold.
Eff off with this stuff already.
The smell that just came out of me...
I'm not going to the hospital. I'm just going to drive myself right over to the morgue.
I have a co-worker who's known for making really dumb mistakes. Like, "How the hell did he do that?" mistakes. Today a couple of us been making up conversations between him and his poor wife.
"HONEY!! I can't put on my pants!"
"Why not?"
"I fell in the popcorn!!"
"HONEY!! This sandwich hurts."
"That's a spatula, sweetie."
"Oh ..."
Lol'd at those. Thank you.
That reminds me of the time we took a work trip in a big van and this guy lost the keys, so we were stranded at this arena searching for forty-five minutes under stadium seats, in bathrooms, up and down hallways, etc. Turns out the keys were in his hat, on his head.
"HONEY!! I can't find my keys."
"Have you checked your hat?"
"Why would I put them in my -- oh."
Not quite as silly as some of the ones we've been doing, but I tried.
"HONEY! Can you help me?!"
"What happened?"
"I got peanut butter on my back again."
"HONEY! I got gorilla glue on my wig again!"
Are you okay, dude?Quote:
Originally Posted by megladon8
Oh I'm fine haha I have chronic digestive issues, exacerbated by my horrific diet. All is well.Quote:
Originally Posted by StuSmallz
Same.Quote:
Originally Posted by megladon8
Two too many peaty scotches, and y’all better run for the hills the next morning.
I can't remember the last time I did a doodie and it didn't feel like I was wiping a magic marker.
After an impromptu nap, I’m finally testing out the cold brew setting on the Ninja Coffee Bar.
I think I have mentioned "MAGA hat man" here before, but foe those not in the know I have a regularly customer at my store who is a man about 75 years of age and is never seen without his MAGA hat on. For context, if you didn't know, I'm in Canada.
Anyways, today's latest MAGA hat man adventure saw him lecturing the other customers in line about how "truly disgusting" it is to see girls being able to join scouts.
I have a co-worker (American, late-50s, ex-army) that proudly told us that he would not be watching the most recent Star Wars trilogy because "girls can't be heroes".Quote:
Originally Posted by megladon8
People are fucking strange, man.