So you're saying if I dress up like a giant waffle I can fuck Jason Biggs? Now I want to get a giant waffle suit.
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So you're saying if I dress up like a giant waffle I can fuck Jason Biggs? Now I want to get a giant waffle suit.
My Grandma is awesome.
She is where I got my artistic side from.
Every year she enters her flower arrangements and crafts into the country fair. This year, she's won 15 Blue ribbons, 13 Red ribbons, and 10 White ribbons.
She's 81. She's had breast cancer, twice. She out lived 2 husbands, and had a son die on her when he was 14.
She is my inspiration.
I've learned from her one very important thing: to keep my mind active with creative pursuits. I truly believe that this is the key to a happy life, to always be learning, reading, and creating.
There's really no flaw in Tremors.
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Heh. The film has a small amount of flaws. But it still gets a 90 from me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skitch
Man, sometimes I think vacations are more work than staying home and working.
*sigh*
That's really cool, and I was particularly struck by how much I agree with the last sentence you wrote. I'm never happy or satisfied when I neglect all three of those.Quote:
Originally Posted by Daniel Davis
Sounds like a disaster.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurosawa Fan
Storytime! Do tell.
No, no disasters. Just stressful. Always more stressful than you think it'll be when kids are involved. Still, we're having a good time. Today was a great day. We leave for home tomorrow afternoon. It was a nice breather from the everyday drag, so I shouldn't be complaining.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ezee E
I've decided to post this somewhere a little more visible:
Anyone interested is invited...
I'm going to do a live reading of The Thirteen Clocks by James Thurber tonight on YIM for my 'net friends. I used to do live readings all the time, but got out of the habit. It should be fun, and I'll be posting links to pictures from the book. Kids are welcome.
It will be at 9 p.m. EST (8 Central, 7 Mountain, 6 Pacific) and my YIM name is MightBeNatalie.
Q: Was it really a whole year ago today that I got married?
A: Yes.
Congrats! Anniversary's are fun, if only to amaze you with how fast time truly moves. My wife and I are only two years shy of our 10 year anniversary. That literally almost makes my mind melt.
Returned from a conference in Ohio back to Illinois. Found my car taillight smashed in and now the apartment's toilet handle has no pressure and will not flush. It's gonna be that kinda day. :sad:
Check the back of the toilet. The chain that connects to the flap that releases the water may have come off. Happens to my toilet about once a month.Quote:
Originally Posted by dreamdead
That.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raiders
Heck, I'll even solve your problem if it's like the ones at restaurants.
http://videos.komando.com/2008/10/06...rd-collection/Quote:
Mawhinney has the world’s largest record collection. He’s amassed over 3 million albums. It’s a treasure trove of music history. Only an estimated 17% of the records are available on CD today. And some are so rare, Mawhinney owns the only copy.
I'd hate to ask what he considers to be a "serious offer."Quote:
Originally Posted by Daniel Davis
edit - never mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wryan
Yeah, I know.
What kind of fucking bullshit is this. I just got an official email from my university. This is what it says.
WTF? Nevermind the recommendation of a crappy movie, why am I getting a letter from school telling me that the head of the acting department happened to enjoy a movie this weekend? Did she really, REALLY went to work this morning and told her assistant to send out an email to all students telling us this awesome news?Quote:
MPT Students,
Diane Baker highly recommends "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People" coming to a multi-plex theater near you.
Don't miss it!
I really don't look forward to the emails saying "MPT Students, Diane Baker rented Sweeney Todd last night and she said it was all right. Go put it on your Netflix!"
Maybe she knows someone that worked on the film. Maybe she knows Danny Huston. I bet she knows Danny Huston. Maybe if you ask her nicely she'll introduce you to Danny Huston and you two can become BFF. That would be neat.
This puts an end to "funny headlines." We have our winner. Forever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stay Puft
Don't forget the funny face she's making. That adds to the effect.Quote:
Originally Posted by DavidSeven
And the cat picture is hysterical.
Is posting going way down or something?
What's happening?