We had a large mortar set last year called "Call the LAW"
It was pretty cool.
I think it was the same as your Lock and Load, because I remember it saying that it was "barely legal."
Definitely set off some car alarms.
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We had a large mortar set last year called "Call the LAW"
It was pretty cool.
I think it was the same as your Lock and Load, because I remember it saying that it was "barely legal."
Definitely set off some car alarms.
Yeah, those big mortars are fun. You feel the launch in your chest.Quote:
Originally Posted by D_Davis
Currently sitting behind James Deen (The Canyons, Up My Asian Ass 2) at a Starbucks. Pretty man. He's talking to a guy about the difficulty of shooting 15 pornographs a week.
That's a lot of money shots. He must drink protein shakes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dead & Messed Up
Anytime you're having sex more than once a day... that's a lot of sex.
My Bladder: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! You gotta go. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Me: ALL RIGHT!!
(*goes to work restroom*)
(*attempts to pee*)
(*attempts to pee*)
(*attempts to pee*)
(*attempts to pee*)
(*attempts to pee*)
Me: WTF, bladder?
My Bladder: There's too many people in here.
Me: Fine.
(*goes back to desk*)
My Bladder: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
(*punches self in bladder*)
Hold your breathe before you walk in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spun Lepton
You're welcome.
I'm really glad I don't have a shy bladder. It sounds awful. I will straight up pee anywhere
I'd be worried more about chafing. That's a lot of friction.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pop Trash
Damn it, Duke, I passed out at the urinal and woke up with a wicked swirlie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dukefrukem
I think this should be a part of a Dr. Suess book or something. Can you pee in a tree with Archie McPhee?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mara
Apparently, someone's never read Green Tree Yellow Tree.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spun Lepton
I have a shy bladder and am random drug tested. Its a nightmare.
The world is my toilet if need be.
Seeing The Kids in the Hall in half an hour! Pretty damn excited for this!
I bought weed in a retail store this past Saturday.
I don't even smoke, just wanted to do it.
Bad money management there, Mister Money Management guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by D_Davis
Hey, I know someone you can gift that to.Quote:
Originally Posted by D_Davis
Don't worry. His 2016 New Years Resolution will be to never buy weed retail. Dont want to make it too easy to buy weed. Amirite?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ezee E
I'm terrible with my money.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ezee E
That's why I have to make up goals every year to help out! :)
I'm actually going to try it. I don't really smoke weed any more because most weed is WAY TOO freaking strong for me. It's way stronger now than it was 20+ years ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sven
Anyhow, the stuff I bought is super low in THC, but super high in the pain control substance. Going to try it the next time my back acts up.
Headed to see the Stones tomorrow night at TCF stadium. The scattered thunderstorms in the forecast are a touch worrisome. After that, its off to South Dakota with some of the arsenal to help deplete the prairie dog population.
I do not care about Jenners or Kardashians.
Seems a weird time to start getting annoyed about them. Caitlyn Jenner's public transition is pretty significant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skitch
I am not annoyed. I am indifferent.