I hate fanfiction.
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I hate fanfiction.
Not quite as lame as those people who have sex in Chuck E. Cheese outfits, but definitely heading that direction.
The board's silent furry contingent is gonna be pissed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spinal
It's one of the worst things ever invented.Quote:
Originally Posted by chrisnu
It's called yiffing - get it straight.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spinal
Etymology
Yiff was originally invented by the role-player ‘Foxen’ as part of a range of onomatopoeic words that form the fox-ese language of the furry role-playing community: yiff, yip, yerf, yaff, yarf, growf, and growlf (in order from most positive connotations to most negative connotations). Yiff meant yes or an exuberant hello!. Later, yiff was assigned a meaning of a sexual proposition, a meaning that had previously been assigned to yipp (a coarse form of yip).
Other claimed etymologies include:
Not just pissed, furrious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sycophant
I'll let myself out.
Loved the CSI Vegas episode on this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Daniel Davis
Fanfiction sites should all be destroyed.
I used to write fanfiction. Never sexual fanfiction (that term is not redundant), but back in my high school years, I wrote fanfiction for several series and even was one of the (worst) authors of a Rescue Rangers fanfic series. Yes, it was all horrible and should never have been read by anyone.
Fess up, all y'all. Anyone else write fics?
I lost my driver's lisence today at work and I need to go down to the MVA to get a new one. Unfortunately, the hours the MVA is open are the hours I work.
I don't know what to do.
I would just take off work an hour early, but I have a terrible work ethic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mara
I would do what Winston does, but possibly show up to work an hour early if possible? Long lunch break?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mara
I think I'm going to try and go into work late on Saturday, but it's not going to be a popular choice. There's only me and one other person working our store, so he'll be alone until I show up.
What a pain.
Remember that one chick who used to write really popular sexual X-Files fanfics (she wrote one where Scully got raped), who then died of cancer, and Chris Carter wrote her into the series as that FBI agent who's a big admirer of Mulder and Scully? She was only in a handful of episodes.
Anyway, write fanfics, then die. It pays off.
Yes, I remember. That character was one of the most cloying, insufferable guest stars in the series' existence.Quote:
Originally Posted by number8
So I got a call from the tattoo parlour, and two artists saw my design and liked it so much they did their own versions for me to look at, and see if I like them enough to have them done.
One of the artists is a guy from Sweden who apparently turned it into a "Giger-esque robot design".
The other is a comic book artist whose name is (I believe) Howell.
There's the job you should go for meg.Quote:
Originally Posted by megladon8
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Originally Posted by Ezee E
What? Tattoo artist?
http://images.craigslist.org/0115130...635b00967e.jpg
This pic made me laugh pretty hard.
YeahQuote:
Originally Posted by megladon8
A lot of hate for fanfiction. What do you guys hate about it so much? I'm just making conversation, as I've never done it before (for good reason I'm assuming).
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Originally Posted by Ivan Drago
Have read any?
terrific!Quote:
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
Remember when you used to make up your own Star Wars movies as a kid?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ivan Drago
That's about as good as they are on paper.
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Originally Posted by Ezee E
But with more Sonic the Hedgehog sex, and soulbonding.
1. A term sometimes used by writers to describe the common phenomenon in which they feel one or more of their characters has taken on a "life of its own" and talks back to them or pushes the plot in their own direction.
2. A strong attachment to a fictional or historical character and/or the story of said character; a habit of holding mental "conversations" with such a character; a sort of "imaginary friend" for grown-ups.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4119799/1/Pretend_or_Real
After the wedding; 9:00 PM.
A honk of a car could be heard. "That must be the limo..." Tails quietly said. Sonic noticed his sadness and smiled.
"Hey, Tails. Don't be sad. Remember, you're the blame. You forced me into this.."
"...Haha..Yeah...That's true. Okay, I guess. Bye, buddy, have fun!" Sonic smiled at his little buddy and hugged him. Tails even started crying a little as he hugged him back. Cream broke down to tears as soon as she found out that the city near Lake Michigan was about 10 hours away.
"But Amy...what would I do without you?"
"Oh, Cream...don't worry..I'll be back in 2 weeks," Amy told her, also crying a little.
Cream sighed. "Okay...bye, have fun." Amy smiled and hugged her little best friend. The two "married" couple waved goodbye to their friends and went outside.
"Oh god, it's cold," Amy complained.
"Yeah, I know. Here." He wrapped a jacket around her and walked quickly to the limo. They went inside and closed the door, and they soon sat down. The limo driver asked if they were ready and everything, and they said yes.
"Well...we made it," Amy said, out of breath. Sonic chuckled.
"I know. This was tough day."
"Yeah, I know. I just want to go to sleep. But I can't sleep in this wedding dress." Sonic smiled and laughed a little. "Can you help me take it off?"
"No." Amy smiled.
"Sonic, it's nothing like that. Besides, I have a dress under this one."
"...Oh...okay...I guess." He turned to Amy's back and saw the zipper.
He pulled it down and helped her take it off. After that, they both put their sweaters on cuddled close to each other. They looked at each other. They were both looking at their green eyes, how they mix in with each other so well. They were so close, they could feel each others heartbeats. Sonic placed his hand on her back and the other hand on her neck. Their faces got closer together and soon, their lips were connected. It was stronger than their wedding kiss, it was also longer.
When they pulled away, Amy placed her head on his chest while Sonic kissed on the top of her head.
"Let's go to sleep, we've got a long day ahead of us tomorrow."
"You think?" Sonic smiled at her playful attitude and kissed her on the forehead. He wrapped her arms around her and rested his eyes. He also rested his head on top of her head. Amy was between Sonic's legs and her arms were laying on her stomach. She could feel his heartbeat going,
Thump - Thump -Thump - Thump. And on and on.
Before she went to sleep, she sing a little song that her father sang to her when she was young.
If only tears could bring you back...to me...