I kept thinking I was done with it, but I read it pretty much my whole lunch hour.
Sated now, I think.
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Oh man, some of these just slay me.
"The new Weezy leaked but I have to go to a fucking waterpark!!"
What a little shit. :lol:
I'm going 16 pages strong now. Bye soul.
The best are usually the ones that clearly lack priorities. On that note my favourite so far:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp...5tgbo1_500.png
You should have ended it with *spills his latte* or something. :D
I think this might be my favorite, for a few reasons.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...5tgbo1_500.jpg
1. Stupid spelling of a generic made-up child's name
2. Use of smilies before insane request.
3. Comic Sans
4. "the sorts of values in her that make her think that it's okay to settle for less than the best"
5. Quote by Deepak Chopra
I mean, you can't make this stuff up.
Sometimes I wonder what it must feel like to be a complete fucking moron.
Comic sans?
There's nothing worse than comic cans.
Kidding. There's always papyrus.
Try Monotype Corsiva... ALL CAPS.:frustrated:
http://www.sign-maker.net/engraved/i...ouse-signs.jpg
Skipped lunch today. 9 hours since I've eaten. Wanna butter, bread, and fry everything.
Didn't get the job.
This whole "The job is yours. Oh, wait, sorry, gave it to someone else." routine is getting a little tired.
My last retail job, they fired a guy for cheating on his inventory and moved up a line of people, which ended up with me getting my own store. I was elated. The first day of my promotion, I arrived, was greeted by my district manager, and demoted again because they'd decided to un-fire the guy.
I said, "I hope you realize you're losing one of your best employees to keep one of your worst."
He said, "Losing?"
I moved to California two weeks later. Seriously, effing retail. I totally understand your frustration.
Heh, Jack Nicholson was seen here in Montenegro, on the beach. Good to see the summer tourist season still in full swing.
So, I got the "we hired someone else, go fuck yourself" e-mail from McCann Erickson, it's raining cats and dogs out there, my dad's uncle had a car accident right in front of me, and I'm alone... seriously, fuck this day.
Sorry to hear about your day, Budo. I've decided to exercise whenever I'm having a time like that. Trying to keep it up normally, don't get me wrong, but on those shit days I find just going for as long as you're able can really distract from the problems, and more importantly give you a feeling of accomplishing something from the day.
Those of you who are very NYC literate... I'm going to be up there for work on Thursday and Friday this week, staying at the Best Western Times Square on 48th and working at One Penn Plaza. Lunch and dinner suggestions? Obviously price is a factor but not the only one.
Yeah, I became disgusted by my computer after reading that e-mail, so I turned it off, washed the dishes and went for a walk. My g/f also had a bad day, but at least Downton Abbey was great.