Zombies Attack - What Will You Do?

[bac0n]

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

* Weapon can be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.

GO!

[Kurosawa Fan]

1. Shotgun
2. "Hit the Lights" - Metallica
3. Bruce Campbell

[Benny Profane]

Do the zombies have cancer?

[Lasse]

1. one weapon.

A boomstick. I hit F1 on my Amiga 500, which gives me unlimited ammo.


2. one song blasting on the speakers.

Reconstrucdead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhuNIW2DU88) by D-A-D.


3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

Stephen Hawking. Lotsa brains. Keep them zombies happy.

[Kurosawa Fan]

Stephen Hawking. Lotsa brains. Keep them zombies happy.

:lol::lol::lol:

[soitgoes...]

1. A bed
2. "Let's Get It On"
3. A Hot girl

[Spinal]

1. flamethrower (duh)
2. The Prodigy - "Firestarter" (see what I did there)
3. Milla Jovovich (experienced, also hot)

[megladon8]

1.) assault rifle - what can I say? I saw Heat recently...

2.) "Angel of Death" by Slayer - self explanatory

3.) Hugh Jackman - he looks like he could kick some ass

If it didn't have to be a celebrity, I'd hand Scar a second assault rifle. I know he loves some Slayer.

[Scar]

1. one weapon. - M4 w/ reflex red dot scope, and M203 attachment for big boom boom
2. one song blasting on the speakers. - Raining Blood - Slayer
3. one famous person to fight alongside you - The Bauer

[Acapelli]

1. SPAS-12 shotgun
2. Killer Mike - Akshon (Yeah!)
3. The Punisher

[Ezee E]

1. Two welding torches with the bottles strategically placed on my back. Dangerous, but should be awesome.
2. "When I Was 17"
3. A cameraman

[monolith94]

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

* Weapon can be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.

GO!
1. A claymore (combined with strength/proficiency to use it)
2. Bach's Goldberg Variations
3. Geothe

[Watashi]

1. The Golden Hammer from SSBB
2. "So Happy Together" - The Turtles
3. Brad Bird

[Raiders]

1. Shotgun w/ silencer
2. "Why Can't We Be Friends", Smash Mouth (preferably with them singing live and unarmed)
3. Doctor Octopus

[Ivan Drago]

1. Sawed-off shotgun
2. "Where's Your Head At?" by Basement Jaxx
3. John Rambo

[Sven]

1 those cool little disc things that stick to whatever object you throw them at, blink really fast, then explode
2 Hall & Oates's "Maneater"
3 The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

[Spinal]

2. "Where's Your Head At?" by Basement Jaxx


Rockin'.

[chrisnu]

1. Lightsaber (you didn't say it had to be real!)
2. "Little Demon" by Screamin' Jay Hawkins
3. Linda Hamilton

[Yum-Yum]

1. A large spatula that fires a generic form of zombie repellent from a hidden compartment located inside the handle.
2. "Freaks Come Out At Night" by Whodini
3. Mary Cheney Greeley, the morose wife of 19th century American newspaper editor, Horace Greeley.

[Skitch]

1. My katana. Unlimited ammo already included.

2. (Sic) - Slipknot

3. John McClane. Immortal...and great with badass one-liners.

[Sycophant]

1. Tommy Gun (unlimited ammo, obv)
2. "Slow Ride" by Foghat
3. John Goodman

[bac0n]

1. Bowel Disruptor
2. Theme From Benny Hill
3. Pee Wee Herman

Probably not the most effective combination, but man alive would it be entertaining!

[Dead & Messed Up]

http://www.builderdepot.com/UNITED_15/prodimg/UC1188B.jpg

http://www.concertfinder.co.uk/covers/mozart%20req2.jpg

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/sarah-polley-2.article.jpg

[MadMan]

1. Sawed off automatic shotgun
2. "Paint It Black" by The Rolling Stones
3. Clint Eastwood-not only is he badass, but he's already practically a zombie

[Wryan]

Stephen Hawking. Lotsa brains. Keep them zombies happy.

If you're looking for trouble..........you found it.

[Mara]

1. Cattle Prod
2. "I Can't Decide" by Scissor Sisters
3. Can it be an imaginary person? Because, then, Buffy.

[Spinal]

3. Can it be an imaginary person? Because, then, Buffy.

Bold choice. Trusting a vampire slayer with zombies. It's a whole different skill set.

[Mara]

Bold choice. Trusting a vampire slayer with zombies. It's a whole different skill set.

The skill set is surprisingly useful. (http://www.xenafan.com/buffy/sounds/wish/stake.wav)

[Dukefrukem]

if zombies attacked id be in heaven. Think about it. Your status in socienty is now gone. It's now the strongest and best survive and survial of the fittest. Who's the smartest and best figther.

However, if would also depend on the type of zombie attack. 28 Days Later zombies would suck! But NOTLD zombies would be awesome.

I would love for a zombie invasion today, tomorrow or next week.

[Sycophant]

What the fuck.

[Dukefrukem]

I've been a zombie freak my entire life. I walk into a new house and the first thing i think of is whether or not this would be a good place to bunker down against zombies. How many windows, doors are accessable from the ground floor, what furnature to move, etc.

[Scar]

I prefer to scout out places for threats from non-fiction sources.

[Ezee E]

I prefer to scout out places for threats from non-fiction sources.
Weirdo....

[Wryan]

I prefer to scout out places for threats from non-fiction sources.

So, like....Nazis?

[Scar]

So, like....Nazis?

Rabid Nazis.

[bac0n]

Rabid Nazis.

Or escaped MC Hammer backup dancers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbBd9Ry9lDA).

[Skitch]

if zombies attacked id be in heaven. Think about it. Your status in socienty is now gone. It's now the strongest and best survive and survial of the fittest. Who's the smartest and best figther.

However, if would also depend on the type of zombie attack. 28 Days Later zombies would suck! But NOTLD zombies would be awesome.

I would love for a zombie invasion today, tomorrow or next week.

Yep.

*cleans sword*

[Mara]

I've been a zombie freak my entire life. I walk into a new house and the first thing i think of is whether or not this would be a good place to bunker down against zombies. How many windows, doors are accessable from the ground floor, what furnature to move, etc.

Really? Because I walk into a new house and mentally decide where I would put book shelves.

It is extremely unlikely that I will ever survive a zombie attack.

[Scar]

Really? Because I walk into a new house and mentally decide where I would put book shelves.

It is extremely unlikely that I will ever survive a zombie attack.

But you would survive decorating your home!

[rocus]

1. & 3. Chuck Norris (obviously he's already a weapon)
2. Eyes of the Ranger

[Mara]

But you would survive decorating your home!

Unless, of course, a bookshelf fell on me.

[MadMan]

1. & 3. Chuck Norris (obviously he's already a weapon)
2. Eyes of the RangerWinner.

[Skitch]

Rabid Nazis.

Rabid Ninja Nazis.

[MadMan]

Rabid Ninja Nazis.Rabid Surf Ninja Nazis!

[Lasse]

Can you have sex with a zombie without becoming one?

I'm just wondering... :|

[Sycophant]

Can you have sex with a zombie without becoming one?

I'm just wondering... :|

Lasse, Lasse, Lasse... [shakes head]

[Lasse]

Lasse, Lasse, Lasse... [shakes head]

The answer is definitely relevant to me.

[Spinal]

No, you just become a necrophile and that has no social stigma whatsoever.

[Scar]

The answer is definitely relevant to me.

Go watch Fido.

[Lasse]

No, you just become a necrophile and that has no social stigma whatsoever.

Oh, disregard my previous comment then.


Go watch Fido.

:lol:

[Skitch]

Rabid Surf Ninja Nazis!

Rabid Surf Ninja Nazi Plumbers!

[number8]

1. A gun that shoots unlimited katanas.
2. The theme song from Justice League.
3. A cute and submissive nymphomaniac.

Although really if a zombie attack occurs, I'd just hole up in a Costco until the army takes care of it.

[Dukefrukem]

Really? Because I walk into a new house and mentally decide where I would put book shelves.

It is extremely unlikely that I will ever survive a zombie attack.

No not really.

[bac0n]

Although really if a zombie attack occurs, I'd just hole up in a Costco until the army takes care of it. Hey, that idea ain't half bad! Cuz if it's one thing that zombies hate, it's value.

[number8]

Hey, that idea ain't half bad! Cuz if it's one thing that zombies hate, it's value.

I've studied my local Costco, and it's obvious that it's my best option. Unlike a mall, there's only one entrance and it's a warehouse door instead of fucking glass. And if you climb on one of the shelves, you'd be able to see the entire goddamn place. No surprises there.

[Ezee E]

I've studied my local Costco, and it's obvious that it's my best option. Unlike a mall, there's only one entrance and it's a warehouse door instead of fucking glass. And if you climb on one of the shelves, you'd be able to see the entire goddamn place. No surprises there.
Emergency exits, dock doors, possible office windows.

There's always a way in.

A fine option though. Basically a safer option then my grocery store. Heck, you could even find some good weapons in CostCo.

[Mara]

A fine option though. Basically a safer option then my grocery store. Heck, you could even find some good weapons in CostCo.

Plus, if you get tired of running away screaming, there are forklifts.

Zombies aren't very fast.

[number8]

And think of all the coloring books to help you pass time.

[bac0n]

Plus, if you get tired of running away screaming, there are forklifts.

Zombies aren't very fast.

I don't think you'd even need to run. All those people in the white coats and hairnets handing out samples of stuff would no doubt occupy the zombies, cuz no-one, dead, alive, or otherwise, can resist free samples. It's just not in our nature.

And then the TVs playing the Josh Brolin Live DVDs would no doubt make the zombies' heads explode. Meanwhile, I'd be eating those twisted churros they serve in the mini-restaurant thing at the front, cuz those things are frickin' awesome. Damn. Just thinking about them makes me wanna burn this motherfucker down.

[MadMan]

Rabid Surf Ninja Nazi Plumbers!I had no idea that Mario was a zombie. Or a Nazi. Or that he surfed. Charlie doesn't surf though!

I don't have a CostCo in my area. At least I don't think so. Damnit I'm screwed.

[Lasse]

If you're looking for trouble..........you found it.

:lol:

[origami_mustache]

Gatling Gun
http://www.brookhursthobbies.com/dragon/images/GatlingF.JPG

Ben E. King - "Stand By Me"
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r269/dontslatahate/Eva.jpg (http://youtube.com/watch?v=QxRyPKYlIsc)

Andy Kaufman
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l183/DaCrowdPleeza/AndyKaufman2.jpg

[Yxklyx]

1. Mini Mitrailleuse
2. "Pretty or Not" - Throwing Muses
3. Franka Potente