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Kurious Jorge v3.1
06-03-2008, 03:27 AM
list will commence shortly.

Kurious Jorge v3.1
06-03-2008, 03:47 AM
#25 Marcus Garvey Occupation: King of Irrelevance

http://www.geocities.com/clintonbennett/Lectures/garvey.jpg


This Jamaican born man proclaimed himself the King of Africa during the Harlem Renaissance and urged all blacks to "go back to Africa". He was deported after being arrested for mail fraud.

Kurious Jorge v3.1
06-03-2008, 03:47 AM
#24 Steve Garvey Occupation: Baseball Player

http://www.khak.com/upload/image/garvey.jpg

When I was a kid I collected baseball cards. I had Steve Garvey's Rookie Card, valued at 30.00. I looked at a Baseball Card Beckett a year later to find it had increased to 35 .00. I held on to it thinking it would put me through through college. Now it's worth 15 cents. Thanks a lot, jerkface.

Kurious Jorge v3.1
06-03-2008, 03:57 AM
#23 Thomas Edison Occupation: Inventor

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=75507&rendTypeId=4

The Puff Daddy of the inventing game, he didn't do much of the actual innovation on some of his more lasting devices but got credited for the success. He also ruined George Melies' life by showing Melies' films in America and passing them off as his own. His lightbulb was great, but now we actually have a lightbulb cartel that operates similarly to the oil cartel. What a bastard, him and his Bela Lugosi eyebrows.

Kurious Jorge v3.1
06-03-2008, 04:06 AM
#22 Rudyard Kipling Occupation: Author

http://www.notablebiographies.com/images/uewb_06_img0410.jpg

Besides being the first writer to put the cockney accent into a printed work, he invented the balled up sock in the pants trick.

Kurious Jorge v3.1
06-03-2008, 04:21 AM
#21 Bimbo Occupation: Betty Boop's pal

http://personal.tmlp.com/hayesboh/boop/boop-bimbo.jpg

For being just short enough to constantly look up Betty Boop's dress.

Kurious Jorge v3.1
06-03-2008, 04:34 AM
#20 Manoel de Oliveira Occupation: 100+ year old filmmaker

http://www.icicom.up.pt/blog/take2/oliveira.jpg

I have a feeling his films are financed by the Blood Bank of Romania

Kurious Jorge v3.1
06-03-2008, 04:46 AM
#19 Hanzo the Razor Occupation: Manga character with giant penis

http://www.channel4.com/film/media/images/Channel4/film/S/sword_of_justice_xl_03--film-B.jpg

For taking the balled up sock in the pants trick to a level beyond believability and credibility. Now the trick doesn't work anymore for any guy. Thanks.

Kurious Jorge v3.1
06-03-2008, 11:48 AM
#18 Captain Occupation: Virtuoso Keyboardist

http://neoarch.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/captain-tennille-make-your-move-302130.jpg


Taking a wild guess, I'd say Captain was a never-nude.

Kurious Jorge v3.1
06-03-2008, 12:03 PM
#17 Marcel Proust Occupation: Writer

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7e/Marcel_Proust_1900.jpg


Balzac was an inspiration for Proust. Proust was the inspiration for Mr. Potatohead.

Kurious Jorge v3.1
06-03-2008, 12:33 PM
#16 Joakim Noah Occupation: Basketball Player

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/dj1200proof/joakimnoah-716567.jpg


If you're a 7 foot tall man with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome trying to go incognito, apparently dressing up like a banana is the way to go. His fatal error was not realizing that bananas do not wear studder shades.

Kurious Jorge v3.1
06-03-2008, 12:42 PM
#15 Udo Kier Occupation: Actor for Hire

http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/1404/screens_feature-39666.jpeg

I can't tell if that pile of meat is his kryptonite or his aphrodisiac.

Spinal
06-03-2008, 04:16 PM
Udo Kier is 100% awesome. I object.

Scar
06-03-2008, 04:18 PM
Udo Kier is 100% awesome. I object.

I strenuously object.

Ivan Drago
06-05-2008, 11:16 PM
#16 Joakim Noah Occupation: Basketball Player

If you're a 7 foot tall man with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome trying to go incognito, apparently dressing up like a banana is the way to go. His fatal error was not realizing that bananas do not wear studder shades.

The Bulls need to trade him. Not only is he ugly as sin, but he sucks as a player too.

Kurious Jorge v3.1
06-06-2008, 07:55 PM
The Bulls need to trade him. Not only is he ugly as sin, but he sucks as a player too.

this is true. I don't know if you are from Chicago, but the Tribune article the day the Bulls drafted him was titled 'You must be Joakim." and carried this picture.
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Sports/ap_joakim_noah_070629_ms.jpg

What a professional.