View Full Version : The 25 Ugliest and/or Overrated Men in Human Existence
Kurious Jorge v3.1
06-03-2008, 03:27 AM
list will commence shortly.
Kurious Jorge v3.1
06-03-2008, 03:47 AM
#25 Marcus Garvey Occupation: King of Irrelevance
http://www.geocities.com/clintonbennett/Lectures/garvey.jpg
This Jamaican born man proclaimed himself the King of Africa during the Harlem Renaissance and urged all blacks to "go back to Africa". He was deported after being arrested for mail fraud.
Kurious Jorge v3.1
06-03-2008, 03:47 AM
#24 Steve Garvey Occupation: Baseball Player
http://www.khak.com/upload/image/garvey.jpg
When I was a kid I collected baseball cards. I had Steve Garvey's Rookie Card, valued at 30.00. I looked at a Baseball Card Beckett a year later to find it had increased to 35 .00. I held on to it thinking it would put me through through college. Now it's worth 15 cents. Thanks a lot, jerkface.
Kurious Jorge v3.1
06-03-2008, 03:57 AM
#23 Thomas Edison Occupation: Inventor
http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=75507&rendTypeId=4
The Puff Daddy of the inventing game, he didn't do much of the actual innovation on some of his more lasting devices but got credited for the success. He also ruined George Melies' life by showing Melies' films in America and passing them off as his own. His lightbulb was great, but now we actually have a lightbulb cartel that operates similarly to the oil cartel. What a bastard, him and his Bela Lugosi eyebrows.
Kurious Jorge v3.1
06-03-2008, 04:06 AM
#22 Rudyard Kipling Occupation: Author
http://www.notablebiographies.com/images/uewb_06_img0410.jpg
Besides being the first writer to put the cockney accent into a printed work, he invented the balled up sock in the pants trick.
Kurious Jorge v3.1
06-03-2008, 04:21 AM
#21 Bimbo Occupation: Betty Boop's pal
http://personal.tmlp.com/hayesboh/boop/boop-bimbo.jpg
For being just short enough to constantly look up Betty Boop's dress.
Kurious Jorge v3.1
06-03-2008, 04:34 AM
#20 Manoel de Oliveira Occupation: 100+ year old filmmaker
http://www.icicom.up.pt/blog/take2/oliveira.jpg
I have a feeling his films are financed by the Blood Bank of Romania
Kurious Jorge v3.1
06-03-2008, 04:46 AM
#19 Hanzo the Razor Occupation: Manga character with giant penis
http://www.channel4.com/film/media/images/Channel4/film/S/sword_of_justice_xl_03--film-B.jpg
For taking the balled up sock in the pants trick to a level beyond believability and credibility. Now the trick doesn't work anymore for any guy. Thanks.
Kurious Jorge v3.1
06-03-2008, 11:48 AM
#18 Captain Occupation: Virtuoso Keyboardist
http://neoarch.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/captain-tennille-make-your-move-302130.jpg
Taking a wild guess, I'd say Captain was a never-nude.
Kurious Jorge v3.1
06-03-2008, 12:03 PM
#17 Marcel Proust Occupation: Writer
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7e/Marcel_Proust_1900.jpg
Balzac was an inspiration for Proust. Proust was the inspiration for Mr. Potatohead.
Kurious Jorge v3.1
06-03-2008, 12:33 PM
#16 Joakim Noah Occupation: Basketball Player
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/dj1200proof/joakimnoah-716567.jpg
If you're a 7 foot tall man with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome trying to go incognito, apparently dressing up like a banana is the way to go. His fatal error was not realizing that bananas do not wear studder shades.
Kurious Jorge v3.1
06-03-2008, 12:42 PM
#15 Udo Kier Occupation: Actor for Hire
http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/1404/screens_feature-39666.jpeg
I can't tell if that pile of meat is his kryptonite or his aphrodisiac.
Spinal
06-03-2008, 04:16 PM
Udo Kier is 100% awesome. I object.
Udo Kier is 100% awesome. I object.
I strenuously object.
Ivan Drago
06-05-2008, 11:16 PM
#16 Joakim Noah Occupation: Basketball Player
If you're a 7 foot tall man with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome trying to go incognito, apparently dressing up like a banana is the way to go. His fatal error was not realizing that bananas do not wear studder shades.
The Bulls need to trade him. Not only is he ugly as sin, but he sucks as a player too.
Kurious Jorge v3.1
06-06-2008, 07:55 PM
The Bulls need to trade him. Not only is he ugly as sin, but he sucks as a player too.
this is true. I don't know if you are from Chicago, but the Tribune article the day the Bulls drafted him was titled 'You must be Joakim." and carried this picture.
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Sports/ap_joakim_noah_070629_ms.jpg
What a professional.
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