The 25 Ugliest and/or Overrated Women in Human Existence

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

yes, i will call out the ugliest pieces of feminity, which will span across centuries, and post pictures of them at their worst....

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

#25 Grandma Moses Occupation: Folk Artist

http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/t037/T037498A.jpg

I heard she didn't wipe properly, or at all.

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

#24 Cleopatra Occupation: Queen of Some Sort

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/dj1200proof/cleopatra.gif


She thought she was hot shit...she wasn't.

[MacGuffin]

ahahaha What the fuck.

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

#23 Betsy Ross Occupation: Maker of the original American Flag

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/dj1200proof/betsy-ross.jpg


"Brothas" was always coming to try to get some play from Miss Betsy, but she smelled of yeast and made you go down on her for an hour and a half.

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

#22 Miss Muffet Occupation: Bitch from a fable

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/dj1200proof/missmuffet.jpg

C'mon...even when we were 6 years old we knew that a "tuffet" was a big European cock. What a dirty whore.

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

#21 Petulia Clark Occupation: "Singer"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/dj1200proof/clark-petula2.jpg

Yes, the singer of the uber-homosexual song 'Downtown.'
I don't think anyone would go downtown on her because
she looks like Bill Nye the Science Guy mixed with
Frosty the Snowman.

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

#20 Queen Victoria Occupation: English Monarch

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/dj1200proof/victoria.jpg

The femnine equivalent of a Ford Focus. Compact, ugly, no storage capacity, no leg room, but everyone still wants one because they are competitively priced.

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

#19 Barbara Streisand Occupation: Promiscuous Jew

From exotic
http://www.bjsmusic.com/daisy.jpg

...to psychotic
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/dj1200proof/BarbaraStreisand_3086thumb.jpg


Boo-hoo, we all age. Most of us just don't turn into dachshunds.

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

#18 Brigitte Bardot Occupation: Sex Kitten

http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/524.jpg

I feel bad for the winner of the 1968 'Sleep with Bardot' Raffle only to find
out it had a 40 year maturity period before it could be redeemed.

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

#17 Susan B. Anthony Occupation: Revolutionary Lesbian

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/dj1200proof/anthony2.jpg

She paved the way to give freedom
for women to vote for the "cuter" candidate.

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

#16 Maya Angelou Occupation: Literary Figure

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/dj1200proof/maya.gif

The most interesting skeleton you'll ever meet.

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

#15 Ann Coulter Occupation: Facist

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/dj1200proof/coulter_ann.jpg

Tremendously racist and stubborn to anybody's views but her own, a personification of what is wrong with humanity in general.

Also, may not technically qualify for this list...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/dj1200proof/coulter.jpg

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

#14 Pocahantas Occupation: Black Widow

http://www.powhatanmuseum.com/images/Pocahontas2-384x485.jpg

Looks like a generic timid boy from a Roald Dahl novel...albeit with a lazy eye.

[Ezee E]

#1 - Whoopi Goldberg

[Watashi]

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

#13 Sarah Jessica Parker Occupation: Philly

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_01/sarah1SPL0808_468x640.jpg

A surprising omission from the Mitchell report.

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

#12 Sally Ride Occupation: Cosmonaut

http://www.historyplace.com/specials/calendar/docs-pix/sally-ride.jpg

In a bit of NASA hazing, some male astronauts stuck a "You must be this tall to ride" sign on Sally's back. Those same astronauts blew up in the Challenger explosion.

[transmogrifier]

It's hard to know whether this is a parody of rampant misogyny or plain simple misogyny. So I guess you fail either way.

[Ezee E]

I'm laughing.

Although I bet Cleopatra was hot.

[Ezee E]

It's hard to know whether this is a parody of rampant misogyny or plain simple misogyny. So I guess you fail either way.

It's hard to know if I should neg rep this or not.

[transmogrifier]

It's hard to know if I should neg rep this or not.


Do what you like.

It's not funny enough to be taken as funny, that's all.

[Winston*]

Think I agree with trans. It's like a Maxim article retold in air quotes. But then again, with my posting history I'm not really one to talk, so carry on Kurious Jorge!

[Watashi]

I'm already proclaiming this thread of the year.

[Qrazy]

Yeah... terribly ill-conceived, sporadically amusing in it's offensiveness, and yet utterly entrancing... I must know the top 10.

1. Paris Hilton better make the list.
2. Brigitte Bardot was a goddess. Many women age terribly, that's an incredibly poor measuring stick for appraisal/disdain.
3. Although she's a tremendous actor, Linda Hunt should also probably make the list... not that I support the list... it's awful... and yet.

[Sycophant]

n/t

[Watashi]

Ignore the haters. This thread is greatness.

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

#11 Phyllis Diller Occupation: Comedian

http://www.lewrockwell.com/rogers/phyllis.jpg


Word has it that in her later years Phyllis did promotional work where she entered on a social gathering, exclaimed "Eureka! I've got the cure for cancer", flashed everybody, and then left. It was a fad for awhile, but it didn't last.

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

#10 Venus Di Milo Occupation: Broken Statue

http://web.uvic.ca/grs/department_files/classical_myth/images/06.jpg


Apparently the absence of arms distracts everybody from realizing she looks exactly like Michael Rappaport.

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

#10 Wilma P. Mankiller Occupation: Native American Activist

http://www.csulb.edu/~aisstudy/nae/chapter_5/001_002_5.42.jpg

The Native American version of "The Golem".

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

#9 Julia Child Occupation: Chef

http://www.superchefblog.com/images/juliachild.png

Pretty much what I expect to see upon entering the 7th circle of hell. At least I'll get a recipe for tasty fish.

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

#8 Sandra Bernhard Occupation: Chef

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/dj1200proof/sandra_c0.jpg

Hmmm...maybe this is Sandra's response to "Do you want paper or plastic?"

EDIT: Paper or plastic.


Bag.

Over your head.

hehe

[transmogrifier]

Ignore the haters. This thread is greatness.

You can take the boy out of RT.....

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

#7 Mother Theresa Occupation: Disgraced Newswoman

http://www.jamesfiorentino.com/images/portraits/mother_theresa_big.jpg

To test her faith, God gave her Dutch Elm Disease.

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

#6 Reba McIntyre Occupation: Country Star

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/2573483.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5 F0ED7FA84DAD78B81BC55A5397277B 4DC33E

The lone elf that Santa let leave the North Pole to follow her dreams. Now he can watch her every night on the CW.

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

Honorable Mentions: Bea Arthur, Helen Hunt, Catherine the Great, Harriet Tubman.

Top 5 tommorrow...

[Ezee E]

Honorable Mentions: Bea Arthur, Helen Hunt, Catherine the Great, Harriet Tubman.

Top 5 tommorrow...
aw, what's wrong with Helen Hunt

[Mara]

There is one woman who is not permitted to be on this list. We will wait for the conclusion to see if she is included.

This will decide your fate.

[Spinal]

Mother Theresa is totally overrated.

Not a fan of Challenger humor.

[Acapelli]

kurious jorge is boarding hard

[Wryan]

NSFW for reasons of embarassing-laughing-that-you-try-to-contain.

[[ETM]]

What?

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

It's hard to know whether this is a parody of rampant misogyny or plain simple misogyny. So I guess you fail either way.


there will be a 25 ugliest and/or overrated men in human existence as well.

[Sycophant]

there will be a 25 ugliest and/or overrated men in human existence as well.I'm pleased with myself for being equally turned off by that idea as I was by this one for the same basic reasons.

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

#5 This Woman Occupation: Camera Mugger

http://blogs.zdnet.com/open-source/images/great_depression_photograph.gi f

I bet she's the kind of woman who goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu forever and then asks the waiter "What's good here?"

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

#4 Shirley Temple Occupation: Ambassador to an unimportant nation

http://media.bonnint.net/apimage/8afa13a7-1d75-4b1f-a64b-7f64d19e64cc.jpg

Oh, if only every overrated child actor could become an ambassador. We'd have Haley Joel Osmet, ambassador to the United Arab Emirates, Abigail Breslin, ambassador to the Turkey, and Edward Furlong, ambassador to Peru.

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

There is one woman who is not permitted to be on this list. We will wait for the conclusion to see if she is included.

This will decide your fate.

I have the feeling I know who you're talking about.
I have the feeling she's my #2 choice.
I also have the feeling I'm going to hell the minute I post it.

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

#3 Mo Nique Occupation: Actress

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/dj1200proof/2006_phat_girlz_002.jpg

If you don't immediate recognize this as a still from Phat Girlz I won't hold it against you. Ms. Nique looks like a turtle whose shell booked ass while she was asleep. I also believe she is expanding at a post-cellular rate and will consume us all one day.

[Watashi]

#2 is Virgin Mary?

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

#2 Anne Frank Occupation: Child Author

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/dj1200proof/anne-frank-s-house.jpg

Jake Gyllenhall with a bad wig.


I expect lightning to hit me any second.

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

before #1, more HM's: Hannah Storm, Whoopi Goldberg, Connie Chung, Princess Di, the entire cast of The View.

Except for Meredith Viera, I am quite fond of her (although I don''t think she is on The View anymore.)

[Kurious Jorge v3.1]

#1 Medusa Occupation: Ugly

http://packphour.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/cute-medusa.jpg


I think Medusa and Wilma Mankiller could become a formidable tag team.

[Raiders]

Hannah Storm

:|

[Mara]

I have the feeling I know who you're talking about.
I have the feeling she's my #2 choice.
I also have the feeling I'm going to hell the minute I post it.

You lucked out this time.

It was


Eleanor Roosevelt


and if I ever have a daughter, I'm naming her after that woman.