Getting to Know You, Series 1, Episode 2

[Sven]

Please choose an option, and give your reasons as to your preference, if you so desire.

Boxers

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/iosos/Getting%20to%20know%20you/ns_boxers52.jpg

Briefs (panties, if you are a lady)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/iosos/Getting%20to%20know%20you/22862.jpg

Boxer-Briefs

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/iosos/Getting%20to%20know%20you/boxer_briefs120copy.jpg

Commando

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/iosos/Getting%20to%20know%20you/commando1.jpg

[Scar]

Boxer briefs all the way.

[Sven]

I am a boxers man. You gotta have something there, so Commando is out, and briefs are just too confining. And boxer-briefs are ridiculous.

[Spinal]

First you want to know 'zipper or button fly'. Now we're onto underpants. I don't like where this is heading.

[Raiders]

Boxers. I haven't worn briefs since I was a kid. Commando is alright on the weekends when I'm goin' around the house like Hugh Hefner, but other than that, it strikes me as very uncomfortable.

[Kurosawa Fan]

It used to be boxer-briefs, but I've converted to strictly boxers.

[Scar]

First you want to know 'zipper or button fly'. Now we're onto underpants. I don't like where this is heading.

Cut or un-cut?

[Sven]

Cut or un-cut?

I was thinking: Prince Albert or c-ring?

[Spinal]

Cut or un-cut?

Exactly. You know he's working up to that.

[Raiders]

Cut or un-cut?

I was thinking 6" or foot-long.

[Sycophant]

Boxers all the way. Used to be briefs until just a couple years ago and I now don't how I ever was able to deal with such... restriction.

Commando makes me feel too vulnerable. I need that thin layer of cloth. It also feels just the littlest bit lecherous.

[Rowland]

Boxer-briefs ftw.

[shaun]

A combination of boxers and boxer-briefs seems to work best for me.

Briefs are right out and going commando seems to be reserved for the pervs, hippies, and unhygienic. These types are not mutually exclusive obviously.

[number8]

Commando is my preference, but my wardrobe is exclusively boxers.

[Sven]

First you want to know 'zipper or button fly'. Now we're onto underpants. I don't like where this is heading.

A tactical evasion. WHICH DO YOU PREFER?

[bac0n]

I vote Commando so John Matrix will like me and therefor kill me last.

[Sven]

I vote Commando so John Matrix will like me and therefor kill me last.

I knew you were going to do that. :)

[Robby P]

I don't think I want to get to know you in the way that you obviously want to get to know me. If you know what I mean.

Seriously, too many crotch questions so far. It's kinda creepy.

[EyesWideOpen]

boxer briefs

[Rowland]

I just think boxer briefs are the sexiest. I heard somewhere that most women prefer them as well... how this person would have known that however, I have no idea.

[MadMan]

Boxers all they way.

[Lasse]

I just think boxer briefs are the sexiest.

Ditto. Also, I just like wearing them.

[megladon8]

Briefs and boxer briefs are too constrictive on my enormous...thighs.

Boxers all the way.


Oh and BTW, here in Canada-land, what you have called "briefs" we call just "underwear" or "tighty-whities". And what you have called "boxer briefs", we call "briefs".


EDIT: And in that photo of the 4 guys wearing "boxer-briefs"...is the second guy from the left Will Arnett???

[number8]

That looks absolutely nothing like Will Arnett.

[megladon8]

That looks absolutely nothing like Will Arnett.


Yeh, I don't know why I thought it did the first time I looked at it.

I guess when I'm faced with the ghey-est picture of all time, I can't help but get a little delusional.

[Mara]

...there are other women on this forum somewhere, right?

[megladon8]

...there are other women on this forum somewhere, right?


Not really, no.

We're all a bunch of immature, phallically-obsessed, sexually frustrated males 'round these here parts.

[Qrazy]

I just think boxer briefs are the sexiest. I heard somewhere that most women prefer them as well... how this person would have known that however, I have no idea.

Just seems so meaningless to me. First off because women's affections are rarely primarily aesthetic and secondly because it doesn't matter if the guy is wearing boxers or briefs if he looks like a disgusting sack of crap.

[megladon8]

Just seems so meaningless to me. First off because women's affections are rarely primarily aesthetic and secondly because it doesn't matter if the guy is wearing boxers or briefs if he looks like a disgusting sack of crap.


I really wish you wouldn't talk about me like this on a public forum.

Jeez, have some tact.

[Gizmo]

I own all 3 types, and really have no preference, so it's kind of whatever I grab out that morning. Or if everything's dirty, then I suppose commando would be a valid option, but the wife's pretty good at keeping me well supplied with clean garments.

[Mara]

Not really, no.

We're all a bunch of immature, phallically-obsessed, sexually frustrated males 'round these here parts.

Jen O' the Jungle is still around, right?


RIGHT?

[megladon8]

Jen O' the Jungle is still around, right?


RIGHT?


She drops in and out occasionally.

The people here scare her.

[Spinal]

...there are other women on this forum somewhere, right?

A few. Not many. And with the way recent newcomers have been greeted recently, I wouldn't expect more.

[megladon8]

A few. Not many. And with the way recent newcomers have been greeted recently, I wouldn't expect more.


Indeed.

Rape jokes tend to be a bit of a deterrent to females.

Females also tend to be the victims of most of these criminal acts.

Anyone else notice a correlation, or am I just being delusional again?

[Philosophe_rouge]

...there are other women on this forum somewhere, right?
Here I am! :pritch:

[Mara]

Here I am! :pritch:

Oh, good! I knew there had to be one or two hiding out.

:pritch:

[Qrazy]

Is Beau male or female, anyone know?

[Eleven]

Is Beau male or female, anyone know?

Dude, I'm pretty sure.

[Benny Profane]

Somebody go find Rikku and bring her to me (and the forum, of course).

[Spinal]

Cult posted here a few times.

[Qrazy]

Cult posted here a few times.

Yeah, I can probably strong arm her into posting more.

[Qrazy]

Dude, I'm pretty sure.

Pity, he would have made an excellent female.

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/1001/1001_SAC_hypnosis.jpg

[Boner M]

Boner puns, rape humor, 'getting to know you' threads based around underwear and flies... since when did we become so boorish?

*awaits boner pun or rape gag*

[Qrazy]

Boner puns, rape humor, 'getting to know you' threads based around underwear and flies... since when did we become so boorish?

*awaits boner pun or rape gag*

Don't be such a wet, rape juice drenched, towel.

[Ezee E]

Whatever happened to Mallory, ringo the dog, whatever she wanted to be called?

[Ezee E]

Boxer-briefs btw. It's got the best of both worlds.