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megladon8
12-20-2017, 08:44 AM
Fans’ petition to erase The Last Jedi from Canon has inspired me to seek out this justice for myself. Throughout my life there have been several movies, shows, books, albums and other art/media works that pissed me off.

Rather than ignore them and enjoy the content I like, I want them fucking GONE.

Here is a list:

The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror VII (just the mini world in Lisa’s tooth part) - I’ve seen it far too much and it’s becoming an annoyance. Please petition Fox to remove it from all future DVD releases and streaming services.

Star Trek: Insurrection - clearly a low point for the TNG films and didn’t add much of anything to the overall universe. I suggest Paramount delete it from canon.

Son of the Pink Panther - it’s not Sellers, and thus has no worth.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (the film) - perhaps the weakest of the series and adds nothing to the overall story or character arcs. I suggest WB treat it as poor fan fiction and eliminate it from the main series.


Please use this thread to air your own grievances.

I am building a file and have involved Trump, who is monitoring this daily.

Our hope is to build a class action lawsuit against all of the major studios.

Participate and be a part of something YUGE.
Dukefrukem
12-20-2017, 11:35 AM
But I love that Treehouse of Horror episode
megladon8
12-20-2017, 12:56 PM
I don’t care, Duke.

I personally am tired of it, so it doesn’t deserve to exist for ANYONE.
Dukefrukem
12-20-2017, 01:00 PM
Fine, then you can't have anything Halo. Erase that from existence please.
Ezee E
12-20-2017, 01:03 PM
I forgot that episode. Give me more moments of what occurred there.
megladon8
12-20-2017, 01:15 PM
Lisa is doing an experiment to show how soda rots your teeth. She puts one of her teeth in a dish full of cola. She accidentally zaps it with a static charge from her finger and that causes a reaction that creates a civilization of microscopic people on the tooth, who worship Lisa as their god.
Ezee E
12-20-2017, 02:29 PM
Lisa is doing an experiment to show how soda rots your teeth. She puts one of her teeth in a dish full of cola. She accidentally zaps it with a static charge from her finger and that causes a reaction that creates a civilization of microscopic people on the tooth, who worship Lisa as their god.

I know I've seen it, just don't remember anything from it.

I vote erase all Simpsons episodes from 2000-onward!
Mysterious Dude
12-20-2017, 02:56 PM
Son of the Pink Panther deserves to exist for its opening credits. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuTH-Cc86lU) I could live without Curse of the Pink Panther, though.

I would be happier to live in a world without Godard's Weekend.
Skitch
12-20-2017, 02:57 PM
I could do without Harry Potter, everyone's loud love of it, and the demand that I read the books so I can "get" it.
Dukefrukem
12-20-2017, 03:16 PM
I don't have a problem with Harry Potter. I have a problem with all the terrible movies.
Dead & Messed Up
12-20-2017, 03:24 PM
Metroid: Other M is clearly a broken gaming experience and needs to be erased from the canon of Samus Aran's adventures. I would petition, but I'm too busy anger-playing it at the moment.
Spinal
12-20-2017, 04:20 PM
Game of Thrones:

Jon and Daenerys having sex.

Don't like it. Don't want it. Please erase it.

Come to think of it, most of Season 7 can go and maybe we can have a do-over.
Ezee E
12-20-2017, 04:35 PM
Game of Thrones:

Jon and Daenerys having sex.

Don't like it. Don't want it. Please erase it.

Come to think of it, most of Season 7 can go and maybe we can have a do-over.

Between that and Shape of Water, I'm surprised there's not much outcry in 2017 over those two. They're both WEIRD and I fully agree.

Although I'm fine with most of the Game of Thrones stuff otherwise.
Morris Schæffer
12-20-2017, 05:45 PM
Erase the neverending non-release of Half-Life 3.

Dooo it nhaw!!!


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MadMan
12-23-2017, 06:36 AM
Manos: the Hands of Fate should be erased. So awful. SAD!
monolith94
02-17-2018, 03:44 AM
The Jazz Singer. Talk was a mistake.
Sycophant
02-17-2018, 12:55 PM
The Jazz Singer. Talk was a mistake.

This post was worth the wait.
bac0n
02-26-2018, 01:47 PM
Highlander 2: The Quickening was bad on its own right, and also offered up a stupid twist that managed to ruin the first movie as well. As far as I'm concerned, this movie was never made.
Scar
03-02-2018, 10:05 PM
Lucas tinkering the original trilogy.