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Morris Schæffer
03-19-2008, 04:28 PM
A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging employees on a flight to Los Angeles from Dallas/Fort Worth Airport failed to protect her while she slept from another passenger who masturbated to her and ejaculated in her hair, according to a lawsuit she filed last week in Tarrant County.

The Harris County woman alleges employees knew of the risks associated with failing to “police the passengers to ensure that passengers do not hurt one another,” the suit states. Airline officials did not return calls seeking comment. In a statement to a Houston television station last year, a spokesman said the company regretted the incident, but the flight crew took appropriate action.

The woman and her lawyer could not be reached for comment. The Star-Telegram does not identify victims of sexual crimes. Destined for a Spring Break visit with family and friends March 19, the woman flew from Houston to DFW Airport and had settled into her seat for the last leg of flight 2074 to Los Angeles about 11 p.m., the suit states. The woman slept most of the flight, but awoke about 20 minutes before landing when the pilot announced the plane was on decent into Los Angeles. When the woman opened her eyes, she saw that an unknown man had moved into the seat next to her and was staring at her as he masturbated, the suit states. The woman turned toward the window in embarrassment and in an act of nervousness began to run her fingers through her hair where she noticed “a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair,” the suit states.

The woman began to cry and tried to get the attention of a flight attendant, but was unsuccessful, the suit states. Finally a passenger in the row in front of the woman comforted her and verified the semen in her hair, the suit states. When the plane landed, employee called airport police and the man was arrested. The suit alleges that the during the investigation, American Airlines employees told police they witnessed the man move from his assigned seat into the row where the woman was sleeping.

The woman is seeking punitive damages and a jury trial.

That's pretty gross. Nonetheless, how would I react if I woke up from a nap and an incredibly scrumptious female passenger was all over me doing crazy things with her genitalia? Hm. One to ponder.

shaun
03-19-2008, 06:08 PM
I can't even turn on my ipod without some stewardess running over to tell me that I'm affecting flight patterns or some such nonsense.

How did they not catch a guy changing seats in order to jerk off on people?

megladon8
03-19-2008, 06:11 PM
Has anyone else seen the clips from that Japanese game show where the guy runs up to random women on the street and jerks off on them?

This reminded me of that.

Maybe they just didn't catch the cameramen in the next aisle.

Kurosawa Fan
03-19-2008, 06:13 PM
I can't even turn on my ipod without some stewardess running over to tell me that I'm affecting flight patterns or some such nonsense.

How did they not catch a guy changing seats in order to jerk off on people?

What? You can't listen to an iPod on an airplane? Seriously? I have some flying to do this summer, and I hate flying in the first place, but to have to do it without my iPod will just piss me right the hell off.

Benny Profane
03-19-2008, 06:14 PM
I told her I was sorry. I don't see what the big deal is.

Benny Profane
03-19-2008, 06:17 PM
What? You can't listen to an iPod on an airplane? Seriously? I have some flying to do this summer, and I hate flying in the first place, but to have to do it without my iPod will just piss me right the hell off.

You can't listen during takeoff and landing. You can't use any electronic devices at those times. I don't know why, but they freak about it. You would hope that the air traffic system isn't so fragile as to be affected by a tiny ipod, but here we are.

Spinal
03-19-2008, 06:18 PM
They need to incorporate this into the pre-flight safety presentation so that people will know what to do in case a fellow passenger needs assistance. The synchronized hand gestures would be entertaining.