Sycophant
02-21-2008, 08:11 PM
This movie is sitting in cans somewhere on Lionsgate property. Someone is dreaming up a way to sell this to a public that will be all too eager to eat this up. Someone is snickering about how this isn't going to premier on CBS but rather will earn millions in a theater, maybe even a theater near you.
This shit's for real (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0999872/).
I quote one of my favorite things SomethingAwful ever published, when Zack Parsons was making campaign promises:
Famed master painter Thomas Kinkade will be paid to travel around the world painting pictures of every beautiful sight and animal he can find. When he's done - and I'm only budgeting for about 50 paintings - we'll hang all of the pictures in a museum and then bulldoze the planet to make room for a Wal-Mart parking lot. When that's done we'll bulldoze the museum because I fucking hate Thomas Kinkade.
This shit's for real (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0999872/).
I quote one of my favorite things SomethingAwful ever published, when Zack Parsons was making campaign promises:
Famed master painter Thomas Kinkade will be paid to travel around the world painting pictures of every beautiful sight and animal he can find. When he's done - and I'm only budgeting for about 50 paintings - we'll hang all of the pictures in a museum and then bulldoze the planet to make room for a Wal-Mart parking lot. When that's done we'll bulldoze the museum because I fucking hate Thomas Kinkade.