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Dukefrukem
02-15-2008, 12:31 PM
:lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHIzCQMTQos

"I'm just the driver"
KK2.0
02-15-2008, 03:52 PM
Til Schweiger is Jack Carver!!! i laughed


i thought Uwe lost his advantages for making movies, maybe this was made before that...


dude! there's a fat comic relief guy!
Stay Puft
02-15-2008, 04:56 PM
Udo Kier!
Qrazy
02-15-2008, 05:38 PM
You know what kills Boll's movies more than the blatant stupidity? Terrible, terrible sound design.
megladon8
02-15-2008, 05:49 PM
You know what kills Boll's movies more than the blatant stupidity? Terrible, terrible sound design.


And the fact that even his theatrically released projects have the production values of STV horror movies.
Dukefrukem
02-15-2008, 05:49 PM
And the fact that even his theatrically released projects have the production values of STV horror movies.

Or Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
[ETM]
02-15-2008, 11:47 PM
Or Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

That's an insult to Sarah....
MadMan
02-16-2008, 02:52 AM
Yeah this looks awful. Unlike Ed Wood, who's films were terrible despite his efforts (he had a lack of talent, things didn't go his way, he never had the budgets, etc) I'm dead certain that Boll tries to make horrible films. He has all of the means to make decent films but I don't think he even cares if he has the talent to do so nor does he even want to develop any sort of actual skills. In that regard he is completely and utterly worthless. 50 years from now we'll still be making fun of films like Ed Woods' films, Michael Bay's, and Manos but with the exception of a few die hard film fanatics Boll's work will be forgotten.
Yxklyx
02-16-2008, 07:08 AM
This looks absolutely awful! Does Udo Kier age ... ever? Poor Don S. Davis - the most typecast actor ever.
MadMan
02-16-2008, 07:49 AM
This looks absolutely awful! Does Udo Kier age ... ever? Poor Don S. Davis - the most typecast actor ever.Kier will live forever, as he drinks the blood of female virgins and then eats their flesh. :eek:
D_Davis
02-16-2008, 11:52 PM
Man, I've got to hand it Dr. Boll.

He must be some kind of genius to get these kinds of films released in the theaters. I mean, this shit is full on 1980s, straight-to-video shite, and yet, film after film, he gets theatrical releases.

That's pretty damn amazing.
Morris Schæffer
02-17-2008, 10:27 AM
Man, I've got to hand it Dr. Boll.

He must be some kind of genius to get these kinds of films released in the theaters. I mean, this shit is full on 1980s, straight-to-video shite, and yet, film after film, he gets theatrical releases.

That's pretty damn amazing.

Apparently, it will play in:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Lightstorm/farcry.jpg