MATCHIES 2014 - THE SHOW

[Ezee E]

LIVE FROM THE WINTER WONDERLAND IN ATLANTA, GEORGIA IS THE 2014 MATCHIES

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SCAR: Where is everybody?!

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IRISH IS STUCK!
He always knew it'd be a bad business move to host it in Atlanta.

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Dukefrukem is hating on Atlanta's 9/11


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Chrisnu is liveblogging from his comfort in California.

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CHRISNU is not getting anywhere.


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And Eternity hasn't left the Dressing Room...

IF ETERNITY ISN'T HERE...
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZ75aaPCcAAwrhs.jpg

THEN PHILOSOPHE_ROUGE ISN'T GOING EITHER!



Well, what do we do?

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HERE THEY COME!

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MORE!!!!

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WELL, WE TRIED... but the show must go on.

[Ezee E]

PRESENTING GIFT BASKETS TO THE OTHER NOMINEES FOR BEST VISUAL EFFECTS IS...

THE SPECIAL EFFECTS CREW OF GRAVITY

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LOL. Nice try Lone Ranger
Enjoy the sample of oatmeal, Oblivion
Pacific Rim, more like Pacific LOSER that is DIM.
The World's End, har, y'all didn't even show up to the show.

[dreamdead]

Hi, I’m film critic Jebidiah Atkinson, here to announce the Matchies winner of the Best Adapted Screenplay. Let’s get this crap moving, guys. Do you see how dominant this coming year’s line-up is gonna be? And you want to rhapsodize about these choices. Next!

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So the nominees are

Richard Linklater, Ethan Hawke, and Julie Delpy Before Midnight
Abdellatif Kechiche and Ghalia Lacroix, Blue is the Warmest Color
Scott Neustadter and Michael H. Weber, The Spectacular Now
John Ridley, 12 Years a Slave
Terrence Winter, Wolf of Wall Street

Where’s my cue card.

Ah.

Sometimes screenplays are little more than filmic adaptations of novels. But this time we have nominees that encompass a rich panorama of adaptation studies. We have Linklater, Hawke, and Delpy all contribute to a script where I only wanted more coverage of Hawke’s son, so that I too could escape this tripe.

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We have films that have been adapted from French comics, but rather than adapt the nuance and gentleness, Kechiche decided upon developing out more overt thematizing in the school scenes. Great work, Abdellatif. I love that you never answer why a restaurant would let a woman masturbate in public without any reprimand.

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We have a film where the wonderful and bright Shailene Woodley never realizes that she’s dating an alcoholic. Way to break the stereotype of focusing on the male journey in your film, Neustadter and Weber.

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We have John Ridley write a film where the most powerful moments are the moments of silence.

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We have Terrence Winter’s work on Wolf of Wall Street. All I learned is that midget tossing is morally acceptable if I first discuss the ethics of the midget’s a priori subjectivity. Bravo.

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And the winner is...

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[Lazlo]

So far my choices are batting .1000. Average going way down soon, I'm sure.

[Bosco B Thug]

And the winner is...

http://cornellsun.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/BeforeMidnight.jpg Gewd...

Nice rollout so far. The answer to the Hollywood high school prom that is the Academy Awards.

[Winston*]

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It is I, Billy Corgan, founder, visionary genius and sole member of The Smashing Pumpkins, and progenitor of all music past, present and future. After the triumphant success of my 8 hour adaptation of Herman Hesse’s Siddhartha (http://noisey.vice.com/blog/we-watched-billy-corgan-play-an-eight-hour-freeform-synthesizer-interpretation-of-siddartha), they begged me to present this award for Best Score to this collection of phonies and charlatans.

Arcade Fire, Her
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Corgans thoughts: This band's music has a bold theatrical energy that almost reminds me of my lesser earlier work.

Shane Carruth, Upstream Color

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Corgan's thoughts: This tale of modern alienation could have really captured the zeitgeist, if I had not captured it already with my 2007 album Zeitgeist.

http://www.slantmagazine.com/assets/house/music/smashingpumpkins.jpg

Slant Magazine gets me. (http://www.slantmagazine.com/house/2007/05/smashing-cover-art/)

Explosions in the Sky, Prince Avalanche

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Corgan's thoughts: I invented destruction based band names...and rock music.

Mark Orton, Nebraska

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Corgan's thoughts: Who even uses guitars anymore? Ugh. So 21st century.

Steven Price, Gravity

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Corgan's thoughts: A man and a woman in space? This entire movie is a take off of the totally original Smashing Pumpkins video for Tonight, Tonight.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOG3eus4ZSo

[Winston*]

And the winner of the Matche for best score is..*ambient crescendo*


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lUn7BVigYs

[Melville]

It is I, Billy Corgan, founder, visionary genius and sole member of The Smashing Pumpkins, and progenitor of all music past, present and future. After the triumphant success of my 8 hour adaptation of Herman Hesse’s Siddhartha (http://noisey.vice.com/blog/we-watched-billy-corgan-play-an-eight-hour-freeform-synthesizer-interpretation-of-siddartha), they begged me to present this award for Best Score to this collection of phonies and charlatans.
Brilliant.

[Winston*]

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Hi, I’m the Match Cut Award for Best Makeup! I’m here to present myself to one of these prestigious…

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…actually screw it. None of you care about me and I’m sick of it. They couldn’t even get anyone to present me this year. I have to give out my goddamn self...

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Pop quiz: who remembers last year’s winner? None of you? Well I’m sure as hell not going to tell you. Why don’t you look it up your fucking selves? And while you’re at take a good long look in the mirror. Look at your splotchy misshapen makeupless faces. Look on your faces, you arseholes, and despair…


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…here are your Nominees:

12 Years a Slave

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American Hustle

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Behind the Candleabra

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Spring Breakers

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[Winston*]

And the winner is (like you care)....

TIE: American Hustle and Behind the Candleabra


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http://www.thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/27/rob-lowe-behind-the-candelabra-600x450.jpg

[Mysterious Dude]

It was Holy Motors! Richly deserved, too.

[Dukefrukem]

And now to present the Oscar for best BEST ENSEMBLE, please welcome the cast of THIS IS THE END


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Hill: So guys, why do you think we weren't nominated for a Macthie this year? Like, I thought we did a pretty good job... our best yet?


McBride: Sounds like some backstreet bullshit to me.


Robinson: It's not like that, it was a really great year for movies in 2013.


Rudd: No, it sounds like the members are acting like fuckin pussies again this year.


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Rudd: I don't even know why I'm here, I'm in the movie for like 3 seconds.


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Heheheheheheheh ehehehe hehehehehehee


Watson: And the nominees for best ensemble are....

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http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/51beb84fecad04d549000000/leonardo-dicaprio-wolf-of-wall-street.jpg
http://media.sfx.co.uk/files/2012/12/The-Worlds-End-2.jpg


Hill: Hey guys, I actually may get to stay up here in front of the mic if....


McBride: -And the Fuckin' Winner is:


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[Dukefrukem]

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/screencrush.com/files/2012/12/Seth-Rogen.jpg



Rogan: And now ladies and gentlemen, please welcome a musical guest that has nothing to do with the movies nominated tonight....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M6samPEMpM

[Ezee E]

THE PREVIOUS WINNERS OF BEST COSTUME:

2012 - Moonrise Kingdom
2011 - Hugo
2010 - True Grit
2009 - Inglorious Basterds
2008 - The Fall
2007 - Atonement

WHAT WILL BE ADDED TO THIS LIST???

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http://www.cpp-luxury.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Carey-Mulligan-and-Leonardo-di-Caprio-in-The-Great-Gatsby-costumes-by-Miuccia-Prada.jpg

THE WINNER????


creepy guys with an unhealthy interest in Jennifer Lawrence
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[Ezee E]

WINNER OF TWO MATCH CUT AWARDS -
AMERICAN HUSTLE

[Stay Puft]

This is starting to feel more like the Oscars than the Oscars.

[Spinal]

I haven't seen American Hustle, but I support this decision based on that picture alone.

[Dukefrukem]

I voted for Her because of 8's explanation, but I'm fine with AH taking it. There was a segment before the Oscars the other night that explained some of the decisions behind the dress designs and Amy Adam's wardrobe.


I would have also been fine with GG winning it.

[dreamdead]

Seth Rogan's laugh on an endless loop is what I imagine hell is like.

I couldn't bring myself to vote for 12 Years a Slave's ensemble. There were too many celebrity pop-ups that didn't have enough characterization to justify their small time on screen, and so I'd be left with "Giamatti? Dano?" and before the characters could develop independently of their actors, they'd be gone. That's one of the strengths of something like Computer Chess for me.

Love that Upstream Color won for best score. I end up playing that one through at least once a week. And I'm looking forward to revisiting it over spring break and trying to develop thoughts out on how it engages ecocriticism...

Would have liked to see Her take best costumes, but oh well.

[ledfloyd]

I voted for Her for costumes as well. Two for American Hustle? We're worse than the Oscars.

[baby doll]

I couldn't bring myself to vote for 12 Years a Slave's ensemble. There were too many celebrity pop-ups that didn't have enough characterization to justify their small time on screen, and so I'd be left with "Giamatti? Dano?" and before the characters could develop independently of their actors, they'd be gone. That's one of the strengths of something like Computer Chess for me.I haven't seen 12 Years a Slave, but isn't that kind of what stars are for? A director can just plug Giamatti into a scene and then not have to explain what the character's about because it's Paul Giamatti.

[ledfloyd]

I haven't seen 12 Years a Slave, but isn't that kind of what stars are for? A director can just plug Giamatti into a scene and then not have to explain what the character's about because it's Paul Giamatti.

In 12 Years a Slave it's distracting, particularly in the cases of Giamatti and Pitt. I think the film would be better served if those parts were played by character actors, or even no-name actors.

[Ezee E]

I didn't find it distracting at all. Giamatti did what he needed to do. One of the best scenes of the movie.

[Neclord]

I haven't seen 12 Years a Slave yet, but listening to this talk I am getting the picture that it's a slavery themed version of How the West Was Won.

[Gizmo]

Here to present some commentary on the Matchie for Cinematography is Will Ferrell one liners!

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I'm going Streaking!

No, Will, please just present the matchies.

Benoit Debie, Spring Breakers
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Personal philosophy: clothing optional.


Bruno Delbonnel, Inside Llewyn Davis
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http://www.theessaydoctor.com/uploads/1/1/0/2/11027268/8973021.jpeg?1376692015
This may sound like gibberish to you, but I think I'm a tragedy.


Hoyte van Hoytema, Her
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http://images.elephantjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Screen-shot-2012-05-07-at-5.03.06-PM-250x307.png
I've seen a mustache like that before, do you know who wore it? Saddam Hussein.


Emmanuel Lubezki, Gravity
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I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food.


Emmanuel Lubezki, To the Wonder
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I'm not even mad, that's amazing!

[Gizmo]

And the Matchie Goes to:

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Gravity

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You gotta win to get love. I mean, that's just life. Look at...look at Don Shula. Legendary coach. Look at that Asian guy who holds the world record for eatin' all those hot dogs in a row. Look at Rue McClanahan from The Golden Girls. Three people, all great champions, all loved.

[Ezee E]

2007 : The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters
2008 : Dear Zachary
2009 : Anvil: The Story of Anvil AND Food Inc.
2010 : Exit Through the Gift Shop
2011 : Nostalgia for the Light and Senna
2012 : This Is Not a Film

2013's NOMINEES:

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LEVIATHAN

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BLACKFISH

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STORIES WE TELL

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ACT OF KILLING

FOUR MOVIES THAT SHOULD ALL BE SEEN.
All had 10:1 yay/nay ratios.


THE WINNER:

One of the most chilling scenes ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYmi_J0kOHg

[The Bad Guy]

Good job with the presentations, everyone.

I especially got a chuckle out of Dreamdad and Gizmo's awards.

I remember being disappointed last year when This Is Not A Film won for best documentary, which was one that I didn't care for. The Act Of Killing is a much better choice, although my favorite doc wasn't nominated.

Also, I think itt's worth noting that Emmanuel Lubezki was (deservedly) nominated twice in cinematography. That guy is unbelievable.

[ledfloyd]

We gave it to Lubezki for the wrong film.

[Stay Puft]

We gave it to Lubezki for the wrong film.

Yup.

But it's still Lubezki so I guess I'm okay with this?

[Stay Puft]

Strong year for the docs, too. 10:1 yay/nay ratios across the board? Wow.

[Ezee E]

http://turbo.paulstamatiou.com/uploads/2008/06/wall-e_1280.jpg

I am presenting the 2013 Best Animated Feature

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/WALLElighting.jpg

I sit upon a wasteland of unliked animated movies, this one is From Up on Poppy Hill.

http://realitypod.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Wall-E.jpg

I'm vacuuming up the last bits of Frozen.

http://bluecollarbuddy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wall-e.jpg

And this is Monsters University.

http://images.mocpages.com/user_images/1/12333423574_SPLASH.jpg

Here's to knowing that there's already a better animated feature lineup for 2014.

AND THE WINNER IS:

http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121130154525/pixar/images/8/8e/Monsters_uni_post_2.jpg

[Lazlo]

Woo! Best comedy of 2013. Boggles the mind how it didn't get an Oscar nomination, especially since they didn't fill the five slots and Despicable Me 2 was terrible.

[Ezee E]

BEST SOUND: THE NOMINEES

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GRAVITY

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LEVIATHAN

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PACIFIC RIM

http://dontdrivedirty.com/images/Bathtub_Quacker_small.gif
UPSTREAM COLOR

Sorta NSFW
http://i.imgur.com/b1GQ0sD.gif
SPRING BREAKERS



THE WINNER:

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GRAVITY

[Boner M]

Hmm... weird winner, especially over the other nominees. Guess the gunshot sounds were fresh on people's minds.

[Lazlo]

Huh? There's clearly exemplary sound work going on in Gravity.

[Boner M]

Oops, misread Spring Breakers as the winner. Nevermind. Gravity's deserving.

[Pop Trash]

Oops, misread Spring Breakers as the winner. Nevermind. Gravity's deserving.

I think I voted for Spring Breakers. Mostly for the sound editing. The gun transitions are rad.

[Ezee E]

Yeah, I knew the NSFW would confuse, but added it anyway. I was kind of surprised it was a nominee myself.

[Ezee E]

ART DIRECTION

2007 - Zodiac
2008 - Speed Racer
2009 - Where the Wild Things Are
2010 - Inception
2011 - Hugo
2012 - Moonrise Kingdom

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Hello, I'm presenting the award for Best Art Direction. Tip to win, be bright, you doofus!

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Only Four Nominees? What the? Okay


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The first nominee is Hell in OBLIVION

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The second nominee is INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS. And it's FROSTING!

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The Third Nominee is the Great Gabby. My great Gabby gave me this dollar.

http://i.imgur.com/EZDmxv1.gif
The Fourth Nominee is... Her? Where? Who?


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AND THE WINNER IS...


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[Dukefrukem]

Solid winner.

[The Bad Guy]

I'm honestly more surprised by Monsters University winning than anything else so far.

[Gizmo]

Here to present the Matchie for Best Actor is last year's winner, Joaquin Phoenix, who is also nominated this year.

Are you ready, Joaquin?
http://comm663.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/tumblr_mirkvemu4r1qzoaqio1_400 .gif


Let's see those nominees:

Leonardo DiCaprio, The Wolf of Wall Street
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Chiwetel Ejiofor, 12 Years a Slave
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Oscar Isaac, Inside Llewyn Davis
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Simon Pegg, The World's End
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Joaquin Phoenix, Her
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[Gizmo]

And the Matchie goes to:


http://youtu.be/P12ypR9zRbc
Leonardo DiCaprio

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[Ezee E]

http://img.pandawhale.com/76192-Leonardo-DiCaprio-wheres-your-V1ZQ.gif

[Ezee E]

http://studiofotoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/film_editor.gif

http://i.imgur.com/mH6Hz8F.gif

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THE WINNER:

http://turntherightcorner.files.wordp ress.com/2013/12/upstream-color-title-movie-logo.jpg?w=849

[Rowland]

Upstream Color is the most deserving.

[Dukefrukem]

What? No way.

[Grouchy]

Well, at least To the Wonder didn't win.

[dreamdead]

What? No way.

Really? I found the film's rhythm quite hypnotic. The film anchors Seimetz's journey and then goes away from it, yet the way that the film builds out, in miniature, her and Carruth's relationship is quite masterful. And the finale, with its almost wordless building up of narrative explosion--through image, sound, and editing--is one of the singular achievements.

And those are some great Phoenix images, Gizmo.

[dreamdead]

Hello, all. We’re last year’s Matchie dual winners, Jessica Chastain and Emmanuelle Riva. To present this year’s nominated actresses, please welcome John Travolta.

http://images.tvnz.co.nz/tvnz_site_images/breakfast_news/2014/03/john_travolta_butchers_singers _name_1637636617.jpg

Thank you. I love you. There will always be a special place in my heart for movie actresses, and for the performances that create their most memorable moments. Here are the nominees:

Chloe Brazent
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Jasmine Dorniels.
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Argyle Edbrards
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Gemma Granite
https://www.wow247.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Frances-Ha-main.jpg

Ahmed Sancheez
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and the winner is:
Argyle Edbrards

[The Bad Guy]

I have no problem giving the award to the lovely and wick-ed-ley talented Arglye Edbrards.

[Dukefrukem]

Argyle Edbrards is in what now?

[dreamdead]

Argyle Edbrards is in what now?

Adèle Exarchopoulos, Blue is the Warmest Color.

One of the bigger surprises for me.

[baby doll]

Julie Delpy is going to be pissed.

[Spinal]

Oscars got that one right.

[Ezee E]

Grouchy - Amy Seimetz, Upstream Color.

[Derek]

Adèle Exarchopoulos, Blue is the Warmest Color.

One of the bigger surprises for me.

Really? That was easily the best performance of last year, even if you want to Mulvey out on the film's representation of female sexuality.

[dreamdead]

Really? That was easily the best performance of last year, even if you want to Mulvey out on the film's representation of female sexuality.

True; I was far more interested in her performance throughout the film than Léa Seydoux's work, and I thought this reaction was counter to the general acclaim regarding those two performers. For Seydoux, I couldn't help always feeling a touch removed from fully understanding her intentions. And while that fits her role, I didn't always feel it to be intentional. Exarchopoulos, however, felt totally transparent even in those sections where I wanted the script to treat her differently.

My comment generally lies more in the fact that I thought the Best Actress race was incredibly deep this year and expected either Blanchett or Delpy to take it.

[Watashi]

This year is so deep for great acting. Male and female.

[Boner M]

True; I was far more interested in her performance throughout the film than Léa Seydoux's work, and I thought this reaction was counter to the general acclaim regarding those two performers.
Dunno who you've been reading; Exarchopoulos was by far the more acclaimed of the two.

[The Bad Guy]

Dunno who you've been reading; Exarchopoulos was by far the more acclaimed of the two.

This is true, but I honestly don't feel like Seydoux was any less deserving for the film. Her work in BITWC was amazing.

[Boner M]

Oh I agree. Disappointed she was on our nominee list.

[Boner M]

Guys.

[Spinal]

Guys.

Want me to order pizza?

[Boner M]

Want me to order pizza?
Sure, I'll pick it it up in a few weeks.

[Ezee E]

Told you I needed help.

[Ezee E]

WILLY WONKA IS PRESENTING BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY


THE NOMINEES ARE:

FRANCES HA

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INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS

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HER
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/37159342.jpg


NEBRASKA

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/37159342.jpg


THE WORLD'S END

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THE WINNER:

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[Ezee E]

2007 - Tilda Swinton, Michael Clayton
2008 - Penelope Cruz, Vicki Cristina Barcelona
2009 - Gwyneath Paltrow - Two Lovers
2010 - Olivia Williams in The Ghost Writer
2011 - Charlotte Gainsbourg (Melancholia)
2012 - Cécile de France, The Kid With the Bike

2013's Nominations

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http://www.kolektomagazine.com/HTMLFiles/FilmArticles/FilmArticleImages/2014-Oscars/JuneSquibb.jpg
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/i/2014/01/10/Spectacular-Now.jpg


AND THE WINNER:

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http://www.sirona-records.com/uploads/9/0/6/0/9060599/363089_orig.jpg
http://www.sirona-records.com/uploads/9/0/6/0/9060599/363089_orig.jpg


THREE WAY TIE

Shailene Woodley
Lupita N'yongo
and Scarlett Johannson

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[Dukefrukem]

Yeh, I'm not impressed either.

[Spinal]

I want to know who is voting for Scarlett Johannson. Seriously, what is wrong with you?

[Henry Gale]

I mean, I nominated ScarJo (for Her and Don Jon actually, and if I thought Under The Skin was eligible, I would've done the same in Lead Actress), but I don't think she gave the best supporting performance of any woman last year, despite it being my favourite film of it.

The Academy and every other awards show (except with those with huge crush-goggles for Jennifer Lawrence) acknowledged Lupita, so what's one more (digital-only) trophy?

So, awesome that Shailene won! You killed it, girl! Well deserved! (I voted for her.)

[Ezee E]

Yeah, I nominated ScarJo, but for Don Jon. Don't quite understand the huge rave of her voice performance.

Lupita killed it, and was my favorite of the bunch.

[Boner M]

I want to know who is voting for Scarlett Johannson. Seriously, what is wrong with you?
Voice performances in general? Or this particular voice performance? (I voted for her, but everything is wrong with me)

[Ezee E]

http://rymimg.com/lk/l/w/96ff10c08f95cc7cf3003f3d07ad44 1d/4817834.jpg

Look at all my sheeyit.

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Look at all my sheeyit.

And now... I've also taken the Best Supporting Actor Award.

http://tamrielfoundry.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Look-at-My-Shit.gif

[Ezee E]

THE BEST DIRECTOR NOMINEES:

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Joshua Oppenheimer, The Act of Killing

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Martin Scorsese, Wolf of Wall Street

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Alfonso Cuaron, Gravity

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The Coen Brothers, Inside Llewyn Davis

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Terrence Malick, To the Wonder



THE WINNER:

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[Ezee E]

And finally, the Best Picture nominees:

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AND THE WINNER:

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http://drafthousefilms.com/_uploads/films/29228/1_taok_fish_framegrab.jpg

[Lazlo]

Gosh we're a weird bunch sometimes.

[Mysterious Dude]

I guess I'll have to see that movie now.

[The Bad Guy]

Not a bad split for the BP winners. Both great films that made my top 10 from this past year.

[Dukefrukem]

Nothing I ever want wins a Matchie.

[dreamdead]

I look forward to revisiting Inside Llewyn Davis sometime. Not sure if there's much there that I didn't catch the first time, but the songs and general atmosphere are lovely. I could watch Davis experience the world far longer, which befits an interesting lead even if he embraces his insufferability to an extreme at times. Main complaint is that I wish Mulligan's character had just a bit more dimension to it.

Glad to see TAoK tie for best picture. That remains one of the singular experiences of last year, and if Carruth and Linklater don't take it, I'm glad that Oppenheimer got attention (and that a non-fiction registered highly here, something I was afraid would be received with hesitance)...

[Ivan Drago]

That's a badass poster for The Act of Killing. I guess I should check that movie out. . .

I wasn't the biggest fan of Inside Llewyn Davis, but eh, I won't complain about it winning either.