Assault on Wall Street (Uwe Boll)

[Rowland]

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn52/drowland811/Assault-on-Wall-Street-Poster-SD_zps431d93de.jpg

IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2368553/?ref_=sr_1)

[Raiders]

There is no good reason for why you watched this.

[Ivan Drago]

At least Uwe Boll's moved away from adapting video games?

[Sycophant]

ZEITGEISTING!

[MadMan]

There is no good reason for why you watched this.
Rowland did it so he could warn the rest of us. Someone had to be the sacrificial lamb here Raiders and it was Rowland. He suffered through a Uwe Boll movie for all us.

[Rowland]

There is no good reason for why you watched this.No less so than Sharknado. And at least in this movie, you get John Heard, Keith David, Eric Roberts, Clint Howard, Michael Paré, and, uh, Edward Furlong; most of whom, in addition to an until-now-unheard-of-by-me Dominic Purcell, give surprisingly watchable performances considering the nuance-free material and what were clearly 1-2 day shoots for most of them. While I gave this a deserved CON rating, it really isn't quite as unspeakably bad as you may expect; I liked it better than the shitty comedy with Aubrey Plaza that I reluctantly endured a few weeks back.

[eternity]

I don't know how to feel about Clint Howard being the closest thing Uwe Boll has to a muse.

[Thirdmango]

So I watched this without realizing it was an Uwe Boll movie. I saw Erin Karpluk was in it and seeing the poster on netflix thought, oh this could be a fun action movie with one of my favorite Canadian actresses. And then it turned into my least favorite movie of the year.